For that much money, you’d need to see an awful lot of plight!

If he had a pot of gold, why would he be taking out a mortgage in the first place?

If you’re a parent? Suspension springs squeaking at a gradually increasing tempo…

What a bleeding’ numpty!

It’s an act of either unbridled hope or sheer desperation!

What you need to do to get over this shocking realisation is put on the kettle, sit yourself down…

So the old “artillery range” look in the yard helps you rekindle your youth?

No… Is stoopid MOOSE, not squirrel!

Like accusing random internet people of pedophilia?

Now I’m really looking forward to your explanation of how the 1950 Italian GP raced on an oval built in 1954!

If he did the normal thing anyone else would do and installed the flux capacitor, he could go back in time and sort out the whole “kids” issue!

So you’ve gone from lovely ladies delivering cars to X-rated pussy shots?

Maybe we should call them all Bruce to keep things clear?

You mean other EVs will come with onboard porn flicks?

Fabulous!

So, “Geely David Attenborough” it is!

TIL: Univision’s health care doesn’t cover eye tests!

Except for the carpet where I pissed myself laughing!

But like a true socialist, he loves piles of Japanese advertising money…