If only we could remember who wrote that! Maybe he should read this article…

Flying car post needs more MkII Escorts!

Have the cops been busy leaking the groundhog’s teen arrests for possession of marajuana? Did they believe it had a gun?

He should be awarded a Jalopnik-brand digital pressure gauge for his efforts!

Looks like a Mustang, dude!

Now we know why they call you Dirty David!

Needs more Rust-eze stickers!

You spotted Rob sneaking in his “finder’s fee” then!

You deserve an extra slice of roast beast for that!

Username usually checks out…

No it doesn’t! Which is why they have raced on them…

The City of Birmingham would like you to step outside so they can glass you discuss this…

At this stage I’m not sure is he enabling you or are you enabling him! Maybe both of you need Therapy?

Why are you afraid of the classics, $kay?

If you were looking for reasons to be cheerful, let Ian fill in a few Rosin missed…

It’s a side effect of Rob’s early morning covfefe!

If you’re a bona-fide Jalop, you don’t even need a Viper for that!