Why do you think the roof is open!

Actually, Mr. Kubiac would like to discuss just which series the graphics remind you of…

Not just 80s!

I thought this was Texas, not Florida?

Look on it as instilling a false sense of security in less capable road users, which will help thin out the herd…

Why does it look like someone’s welded a Renault 12 onto the front of a Type 25?

Needs some air-ride to get it bouncin’…

WHAT…

WHAT…

Jumping Van at 3:15…

Yeah… Funny, that… But I suppose it doesn’t count if Daddy just buys 25% of the team equity, not pay them to give you a seat!

So which is it? Congenital asshole or one too many line drives to the head?

Any time I’ve seen him, I’ve always assumed he had and that there’s someone holding a bottle of meths in a brown paper bag just out of shot…

It’s probably the only way you’ll ever get a sweet, purring sound from under the bonnet of a Lada Niva!

Even after 25 years, I can still remember this classic question from “Notes & Queries” in the Grauniad…

Checks back to byeline to see would Patrick actually have the brass neck to write about turning and safety…

You write that with the air of a man who doesn’t realise that Renault Formula 1 is the first team in Jolyon’s entire racing career where Jonathan Palmer has not been the outright owner or a shareholder…

So who’s going to man up on the username front and become “Lance’s Troll”????

Yes, he’ll definitely be shirtless as he rides Trump across the Lawn…

Considering their “Royals” are built around 8,000 miles from Enfield, I don’t think there’s many fucks given about accuracy in advertising!