BTW - the best character was OMGWhizzBoyOMG.

Unless they’re running clips on Fox News, a huge portion of the right wing will never know of its existence.

I had me one of them drinkin’ bosses one time. He’d roll in at 10:30am, hungover and completely unapproachable, go to lunch at 11:30am to get drunk. Come back drink at 2pm, check his email, and leave for the day.

Did you really just say “tonne”?

C’mon. Use your imagination.

Dealbreaker:

Dealbreaker:

> every DMB song lasting 20 minutes

The entire offseason, the Dodgers were expected to beef up their bullpen. They didn’t. At the trade deadline, they were expected to beef up their bullpen. They didn’t.

I bought a cheap two-unit mesh router (Tenda Nova). While the coverage is great, a lot of my wireless devices keep dropping connection. For example, my WeMo switches work about half the time. My fear is either the Nova is dropping and re-assigning IP addresses too quickly or it just can’t handle the amount of devices…

Most of their customers are in the bathroom with explosive diarrhea.

Never heard this before tonight. It was a pleasant surprise on the Slacker.

Does Giz read the reviews on these TVs? The JVC 55" sounds horrible, with outright lies in the description. How can you recommend that one?

Does Giz read the reviews on these TVs? The JVC 55" sounds horrible, with outright lies in the description. How can…

I was going to say “grab her pussy”. The only drawback is they might make you President.

Annoying service that upsets you so much that you need to write anonymous letters to an internet site is also 25%, apparently.

Anyone who doesn’t like mustard deserves what they get. Pickles on a sandwich can be a problem, but those should be on the side.

What about spreading my ass cheeks? Will that make me gay?

Counterpoint: Ramona Flowers is hot. Really, really hot.

Did Wolf write that first sentence?

Hot take, Mr. Rocker.

FIFY.