If I had 14 minutes of time in the morning where I wasn’t doing something that takes up all my attention, I’d be in heaven (or back in bed pleasuring myself). However, while making the bed and getting dressed, I do have enough time to knock out a quick round of Jeopardy with Alexa.

Solid soap clogs my pores. I don’t use body wash, though. I just use the same cheapo shampoo I use on my hair - whatever Suave that has the least additives, perfumes, and colors.

What does Hayao Miyazaki have to do with this?

If they can get to 40,000 Model 3s a month, like they said they would, then it’ll take 10 months to catch up with current orders. At that point, switch one of the Model 3 lines over to the Model Y. Spend the next year tooling up and cars start rolling off the line 2 months early.

Trust is good.

Cumin is never, ever optional.

OK - I fixed it.

Did you guys see the plays Kike was making while filling in the other day? Made Seager look like a little kid. The Dodgers will be fine at SS.

The Echo Tap is the best Echo. Come at me.

The Echo Tap is the best Echo. Come at me.

What if they had stretched it out to three movies? Added more dialog and calm interaction. Added some pensive closeups and more backstory to help make the movie a standalone feature. A couple more tracks from Star Lord’s mixtape.

“a purposely conflicted slow jam that both tears down and luxuriates in Southern California culture”

Where’s the great scene from “Ernest Goes to Jail” where he’s puttering around his house mumbling to himself. If you’re not paying attention, you’ll miss a fantastic joke:

When my wife was pregnant, her doctor actually told her to drink half a glass of wine before bed because the baby was kicking so much at night. This was at 8 3/4 months. Let’s not pretend that a couple sips of beer is going to harm a baby. It would be a much bigger deal if it was served to a recovering alcoholic.

I can’t imagine how much pipe was laid back at the Ponderosa when Chris and Libby showered off and were left alone for a few minutes.

I hated Sebastian at the beginning and loved Wendell. The fact that Wendell sticks with Dom week after week has definitely changed the way I feel about him. I’m trying my best not to root for Michael (cuz I know he’ll be out soon), so maybe I have no choice but SeaBass.

I too am surprised with the quality of acting going on there, especially Maeby’s on/off again boyfriend. Even the token “hot chick” is spot on.

That is 100% NOT the way to remove a strawberry stem. This entire video is invalid.

I play Jeopardy every morning on my Amazon Echo. You get 12 questions. Just long enough for me to make my bed.

Fixed it for you...

I can’t imagine the glory of the original. I had to settle for the NPH version.