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Where the hell is Kill Bill Part 3?

Tonic water has a shit-ton of carbs. Don’t confuse tonic with club soda.

When you say “none of the dates” it gives the impression that you are including the 14yo as well.

The biggest problem with old white people is that they keep making more.

That’s what people seem to be missing. A week ago, this guy was a total piece of shit. A week later, he’s a total piece of shit. Without these allegations, he’s a total piece of shit.

“On a second visit, she says, he took off her shirt and pants and removed his clothes. He touched her over her bra and underpants, she says, and guided her hand to touch him over his underwear.”

Fly forward. Don’t try to fly backward or sideways. If you want to go backwards or sideways, rotate the drone so the direction you want to go is forward.

I have the same two questions that I never seem to get answers for:

I drank for 35 years, with the last 10 being pretty damn ugly. I wanted to quit so bad. While I knew there were things I could try to help quit, I didn’t have any confidence that I’d ever be able to actually quit. Therefore, I went 35 years without trying to stop drinking a single fucking time.

OMG - The kerning!

David Ortiz will do that to you.

And I hope he gets the same results as Kershaw.

Thanks for the heads-up. These are perfect gifts for Christmas.

Thanks for the heads-up. These are perfect gifts for Christmas.

See what happens when you have a normal strike zone? Who’s the home plate ump tomorrow. Not Miller. Please, not Miller.

You sound like a GOP congressman choosing party over country. Root for the NL, goddammit.

Did you see his younger brother on the post-game show. He got all the looks, let me tell you.

Struck out swinging at a pitch up around his eyeballs.

Yu Darvish will pitch the game of his life. Thanks, Gurriel. Between him and Josh Reddick’s whining, the Astros aren’t acting like they belong - at all. I didn’t know anything about the Astros this time last week, but now I thoroughly despise them.

Nordstrom used to do something similar with fragrances around the holidays. IIRC, $100 would get you 5 decent-sized samples (not the freebies they hand out - much bigger) and a $100 gift card to use on the fragrance of your choice.

Nordstrom used to do something similar with fragrances around the holidays. IIRC, $100 would get you 5 decent-sized…