The way to look at it, I guess if you're the A's, is that it's not that much if you win a World Series and you weren't going to re-sign Cespedes after 2015.

"Not if she knows what's good for her"- Stephen A.

I was unaware of these facts. Thank you for bringing them to my attention. I have changed my views on this subject as a result.

His twitter is absolutely a reason to question him saying he's been sober for 15 years.

Let's be honest, 70% of ownership groups in america could have their stadium funding rejected and no one would notice, except the crime rate would go up. THESE GUYS ARE ANIMALS

Look, just because Marchman did it, we don't need every writer posting their awful breakfast rankings.

Hahaha, I grabbed that guys cock then had my friend hold him down while I rubbed my fingers all around his asshole. What a fag!

This story has inspired me, and on Valentine's Day no less. Tonight, when I finish 30 minutes ahead of my wife, I vow to stay awake and congratulate her perseverance.

BREAKING: Orr said "Go back to Africa you ___." When asked to defend himself Orr said "Yes he deserves to die and hope he burns in hell!" unconfirmed reports also say Orr has a underground dog fighting ring and may or may not have molested Dylan Farrow.

I think you should sit this one out.

"Sorry officer, my car said I had to drive 118 MPH to hit all the lights."

As further evidence of Musberger trying to sound "hip," Mushnick pointed out that he kept referring to "pop" as "soda" and "negroes" as "people."

Maybe he was asked to leave because he is a grown man wearing his cap backwards.

I personally prefer spotify b/c I can get higher quality streams at work without a friendly visit from IT concerning bandwidth. Also it's well worth the $10/mo for ad free/mobile enjoyment IMO.

As a person in Indiana (and IU fan), before I even clicked on the link, my initial thought was "goddamn it" ... and, after viewing the story (and pic), my lasting thought is "goddamn it".

[Reads about Matt Stafford's balls growing three sizes]

I'm surprised any balls have dropped given the temperature at game time.

Because child rape is hilarious?

1. Those who can, do.