Sweet reading comprehension skills, bro.

She's 28. So, no?

Not to mention (as evidenced in the photo above) if Martin were to pick a fight with Incognito, he likely would've gotten his ass beat.

And I'm 100% positive that if a team decides that Martin or Incognito can help their team win, they'll be signed. Problem with Martin is, he really wasn't that good in his rookie year.

Oh fuck that. How, exactly, did he make them look bad?

I guess the next "logical" step is to get rid of the kickoff, but that seems like an awful labor dispute that no one really wants to get into.

Also funny: The new prevailing "mold" of NFL quarterbacking is exactly that of Cam Newton. Andrew Luck, "the greatest NFL prospect since Peyton Manning/Dan Marino/John Elway" is basically the same size as Newton, runs at the same pace as Newton.

Or, Steven Tyler...

Dick joke.

Cincinnati is in Ohio, not Florida.

Ahh fuck you beat me to it.

People as old as Phil Jackson.

I chuckled and so I'll post +1, mostly to annoy OP

This is the first time I've seen Obamacare fit into this conversation, so bravo for a new level of stupidity. Why didn't you try and ram home a "fiscal cliff" argument, too?

That's the thing. There's a different category for that (either the "under said price point" or the "Internet-machine.") The MBA is being labeled as the most valuable with no other qualifications. If you are someone that is in the market for a notebook, wanna get the most bang for your buck while taking into…

You surely aren't so dense that you don't know the difference between "value" and "cheap" right?

I'd imagine a Deadspin Q&A with Danica Patrick (or even Amy K. Nelson) would go pretty similarly.

Yeah, voting Cueto first for the NL Cy Young award is not indefensible. Better WAR, almost identical ERA, better ERA+, almost identical WHIP, less HR playing half his games in a softball park, better SO/9, almost identical BB/9, better SO:BB ratio, better adjusted W% per 162, and only one less real W than the actual…

Haha. Apple comes out with product that people find underwhelming: "FUCK APPLE!!!!"