@oli3: yeah or you'll go blind!

@stevenjcarney: problem is, in these post-9/11 days, everything you even ay against the government is considered "terrorism"

@Hvedhrungr: exactly.most people i know who don't like or make fun of the usa here in germany (myself included) do so because of the ridiculous legal system.

@EricIvar: other nazis are okay i presume?

@SkipErnst: it's on a string. very fun taking a piss in germany.

@blueTitanium: STATMENT!

9 billion fart apps

@OneTech: it will just bend.

@lasaldude: Mohs ftw!

i would eat it if it came from pornstars.

@HeavyMellow: yeast excrement. best description ever.

@theose is nominal: war is a reason for change, a reason why you should advance. if there were no war, ever, humans would not be stuck in the 20s but in the stone-age or earlier.

@SuramaAte: I JELLY!

@LombardoJoe: ah, a man of old-timey rome i see.

@mohamedzv2001: at 12 i had to wait 3 minutest for the cheat code website to load so i can finally be a god in GTA1.

@macirvine10: i've had multiple fights with my mom about me not wanting her to friend me on facebook. always end in tears. now i just have the standard setting that everyone except my mom can see what i do on fb, and i can uncheck the "not mom" thing whenever i want so she won't get suspicious.

@Brian Richards: Nothing at all!

@Freund_2013: it equals fun

@clientized: statment!