@d0minick: and if you're like me, you never ever paid for porn and don't plan on doing so in the future.

@Syntax Error: OMFG that was ridiculously awesome

@sneakypoo: middle europe ftw

@fuzzlemail: german word.

that dog looks mighty scared.

@Erwin: hyp3rn8 for the nerds

@forsinain42: "there's crack in my wall"

@GeneralBattuta:

@rek: i died inside at the end.

oh man there are gonna be some vast deserts in the center of that continent. like, 2000 miles across.

wait a minute... did they actually shrink the river? what the hell?

@StyxaT: damnit giz, y u no let me download pix?

@Mike Worldcrusher: now i'm afraid of astronaut threats.

it's spelled "interesting"

@LadyLooLauren: oh damn now i wanna watch that movie again.... what's it called?........

@teh.koeniginator: rule number one: know your readers.

@jiveabillion: /patentfiled

mfw

@barstow: the CO2 that she sprouts into the air is the most useful that comes out of her mouth all day. because plants can use it to make Air and shit.