You’re obviously not familiar with the former star of Hombres Enojados, the very dapper Juan Jamon.

I worry less about convincing the donkey brain voters than the donkey brains who are actually in office, and whose brains have been turned to mush spending all their time trying to raise money for their next election.

Modern American Conservatism- in its application - is only concerned with lowering taxes and lessening regulation. It is a business catering exclusively to the very wealthy, and it’s only end is to make those people more wealthy. Everything else is window dressing.

None of what you said is correct, and you ignored everything I wrote.

I really like how they started the show with Howard seemingly like the smug, hardass lawyer, and gradually revealed that he was basically a nice guy and an empty suit of a lawyer, seemingly haunted by his own inadequacy as someone who only got where he was because of his father and Chuck.

You’re essentially just describing a card game. What you really want is for the design to hide the fact that if both players are of comparable skill, the main determining factor in who wins is luck.

So what exactly are you saying that you want? For literally any deck you put together to be able to beat any other deck consistently? For no one to be able to play good decks against you?

We need to build a wall to keep CHUDS like you away from the humans.

I don’t know, based on a quick glance at tryagain’s past comments, he seems to know quite a bit about being an asshole.

Shri’s hair makes Donald Trump’s look natural. It looks like what a blind alien would make if you described a toupee to it.

It could just be that I was very young when I played them, but it seems to me that the difficulty in many NES games was orders of magnitude higher than Dark Souls.

Is the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for NES as hard as I remember it?

But that Angry Birds movie did so well!

But if you are right, then how could a population of sentient dog-shit persist and interbreed for the thousands of years it would take to concentrate its dog shittiest traits to such a level as to produce someone like you?

Cool story bro.

It’s always the players that are selfish and greedy, not the literal monopoly men who often did little more than be born to the right rich asshole.

So in turn, you should rightly be called out on this donkey-brained comment 

Fast and Furious 6 (I think) had Vin Diesel and Jason Statham initiate a high speed head-on collision with each other just as a prelude to their fist fight.

Someone who has dedicated weeks of programming to implying Hillary Clinton had Seth Rich murdered really shouldn’t be going around accusing other people of peddling bullshit.

I always assumed he had an odd affinity for weird voices, but by this point I’m starting to think he just can’t do an American accent.