Look for the Jezebel commenters’ delegation: they will be marching in a phalanx, wearing purple sashes with “Jezebel” written on them. I sewed the sashes!

I long for the heady days of Natalie Portman and Hayden Christensen’s romantic chemistry.

i had no idea what it was either. Hello fellow old.

Any stories that Jezebel publishes about money and poverty as it relates to all kinds of women are stories I want to read. There’s so much shame and secrecy about finances in our culture, and stories like this have a way of lancing those boils and making everything clearer and easier for everybody.

It reminds me of Jonestown. It really, really does. Jim Jones was fucking baking his brain with drugs and was spiraling into madness and paranoia, and his hangers on just went on down that road with him. He couldn’t stand being told no. Couldn’t stand being questioned, or having to answer for the bad things he’d done.…

But if the average sentence for her crime is 3.5 years, she’s already served that time. She has paid her debt.

His biggest mistake is assuming maritime law dictated behavior on airplanes. For example, any sort of chanting is considered a legal argument on the seas.

I don’t normally comment, but I felt the need to point out the hypocrisy of this article. I’m all for pointing out if a women is being body shamed, for whatever reason, but to call a white, non curvy, white, blonde, blue eyed girl a “ walking bowl of buttered noodles” is absolutely doing the SAME DAMN THING.

JFC. Democrats are being handed this election to them on a silver fucking platter, and they want to set it on fire. Support your candidate, don’t denigrate the other, and whoever wins the nod, vote -D. It’s really not that fucking hard.

Its kind of disgusting that you have any amount of stars for this.

everyone has gone insane and nothing is real

You really need to find more serious things to get this level of angry about.

I obviously can’t speak for everyone here, but I am against harsh prison sentences because they are often not proportionate to the crime committed. People convicted of non-violent drug offenses, for example, should not be forced to endure lengthy sentences. It does nothing to rehabilitate them, and instead cuts them…