What in the actual fuck? That is infuriating. Sorry you have to deal with that.

That is surprising. I was so, so happy when I saw HRC won Illinois, bc it made me think “well, even if I’m surrounded by idiots who voted for him, their votes didn’t really matter.” I feel like we’re living in the Twilight Zone. Even a lot of the intelligent people I know are pro-Drumpf. I don’t understand, and it’s…

I’m in Illinois, which is a blue state thanks to Chicago (I mean that literally- thank you, Chi-town), but I’d say have his supporters pay for it bc almost everyone I know here (downstate) voted for this fucker. I’m surrounded by morons, and they should have to pay. Ugh, I’m so pissed off all the time now.

This is fantastic. Thank you.

I agree!

Yes! It makes me so happy to see my IL rep on that list. I know we’re technically a blue state, but I live in Central IL (or “downstate” to you Chicagoans), and it’s Trumpville around here. Needless to say, I’ve been in a rage/anxiety spiral since the election.

You’re welcome!

I googled it bc I am also old and don’t know things. Throuple = three-person relationship, polyamorous play on “couple”

Exactly. I don’t know why this bothered me so much (or why I let myself click on these stories in the first place), but it’s very obvi a mirror image of the same necklace. People are sooooo dumb.

Agree! My grandparents have had two asshole cats in a row. I think the current one dislikes females, or maybe just specifically hates me and my mom. He will rub up against you all nice like he wants petted, then yowl and bite you if you pet him for one second longer than he’s decided is appropriate. Or sometimes he’ll…

Unimportant side note: this is my first comment on Jezebel! I’m excited even if I remain greyed.

I admit that I’m overly sensitive to PC stuff, but yeah, totes agree. There’s plenty of this kind of thing to get your feathers ruffled over, don’t make stuff up on top of it.