You may be 100% right, but you sound really fucking bitter.

I get it. For a lot of folks who probably don’t listen to country, that cover of “Hurt” might be one of the few songs they’ve heard that prominently features an acoustic guitar.

Many folks have apparently found themselves inspired to cover “Hurt” by Johnny Cash, a song which itself is a cover.

Yeah, I think this one is a much more clear-cut case than Emuparadise. This site wasn’t “preserving” anything, and considering it was also offering pirated movies and ebooks, it was bound to be shut down eventually regardless of Nintendo’s involvement. If it wasn’t Nintendo, it would’ve been Disney or Warner Bros. or…

I’m a white woman in San Francisco. I could run past City Hall and back without any problem. Plus, I'm just fat enough to get a bunch of semi encouraging, semi patronizing "you go girl!"s as I do it. #bodypositivity

You can walk butt booty ass nekkid in San Francisco.....I’ve seen things...mannnnn.....in other words, the perfect place for this experiment with the answer being filed under "undeterminable."

He’s been giving him boxing lesson since he was in utero

That Uncle Fester-looking motherfucker has always been an elite level cunt.

I love how usually the first people to go after a women’s appearance is almost always a guy who looks like Dana White or Donald Trump

I bet her real name isn’t even Cyborg.

Dana is such a piece of shit. 

That one hit home, and I’m not even a Giants fan.

As an Eagles fan, the absolute best Eagles games are when the Eagles play like pure garbage against an inferior opponent for the first 3 quarters of a game. And then pull it all together in the 4th quarter to win. You get all of the joy of booing and cursing for 3 hours. And then for the final half hour you get to see…

Daniel Jones looks like the actor they’d cast to play Eli Manning in a movie about Peyton Manning’s life.

In his defense, he seems like a pretty decent guy. That jersey burning thing was all for charity and was a nice moment of Eagles and Giants fans getting to share a few laughs. Super fans can be annoying, but he puts in a lot of time and effort on charity related events and he has steadfastly refused to criticize…

This fucking team released a hype video of its new quarterback completing short passes. That’s not just setting the bar low, that’s burying it — probably because they intend to let Eli run this team until he’s dead.

Bryan:

Some people are fans of the New York Giants. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the New York Giants. This 2019 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group.

What do Tim Tebow and Johnny Manziel have in common?