Paintings in SMO warp you to different levels (hope that’s not spoilers).

Why focus on the fact that he’s statistically far superior to every guy they signed and played after Watson went down when you can just state a badly informed opinion as indisputable fact and drive it home with a strained and meaningless metaphor?

Fucking a, this comment section is insane. They decided that an animation wasn’t appropriate for the tone of their game and changed it. What male/human right is being violated? The game is about violence, so the kick fits. The game isn’t about sex, so groping boobs doesn’t fit.

Yeah I never understood the whole “mattresses are too expensive!” mentality. You get one every 20 years or so, how much should an essential piece of furniture that will be used for 6+ hours a day for that long cost?

If your kids not going to eat the chicken fingers, can I have them?

No, because that’s not sexual assault, it’s just violence. If she groped his balls before kicking them, THAT would be sexual assault. 

Anytime someone suggests that being rich has anything to do with being smart, remind them that rich dumbfucks keep dumping millions of dollars into starting idiotic half-baked football leagues that inevitably get mocking, incredulous documentaries made about their precipitous and overwhelming failures.

Yes, in the context of a game about violence with no other sexual content (that I’m aware of), they decided this instance of sexual contact was inappropriate. Just like if there was an instance of violence in a sex-themed game like Lust Doll, they might remove that as inappropriate, even if it paled in comparison to…

Maybe if you die in Super Tony Land the game could kill you IRL. That sounds fun, right? TO KICKSTARTER!

Everyone should know by now that you give the alloy to the alien who appears every Saturday at the Area 51 hub in exchange for a box with random pieces of clothing and weapon parts. Fucking noobs...

Sam Hinkie: “Trust the shooting process.”

That’s every entertainment award or honorific though. Star Wars and Marvel movies don’t win Oscars. Big Bang Theory doesn’t win Emmys. Boy bands and flavor-of-the-month pop don’t... actually, forget that, fuck the Grammys.

PS I explicitly like the word “explicitly.”

“Peace is boring,” says person who explicitly chose to play one of the relatively few video games not explicitly centered around killing and destruction.

What if we replaced idiots like James Dolan with ONE MILLION idiots like James Dolan??!

It’s legitimately amazing that someone as aggressively stupid as Mitchell only had one dumber tweet this week. And yes, I am aware that it is only Monday.

“Never tweet.” - Albert Einstein.

“Keep my name out yo Mouth” is also what drummer Kevin Coleman said when he left the band due to back problems.

Or maybe... the explination for his tweetstorms is that they give him his phone to distract him while they tell him the stuff they are required to tell the President by law but they don’t want him to know because he’s a moronic buffoon.

The basic rule of comedy is punch up, not down. It’s less offensive for black people to wear whiteface because it’s a marginalized culture making fun of the dominant culture. It’s offensive for white people to wear blackface because it’s the dominant culture making fun of a marginalized culture (not to mention all the…