Typical SF conversation:

I have a tattoo of Trump’s mouth around my asshole because he can eat shit.

Facebook is evil.

I’m enjoying that the Giants will draft their Eli Manning successor before the Jets draft their Joe Namath successor.

I just think it’s idiotic and gross to posit that a person’s financial standing should preclude them from pursuing a relationship, however you want to parse and nitpick what you said. Many people who finish college have to live with their parents afterwards, you really think 20-something college grads shouldn’t have…

Apparently I don’t know how to post pictures...

That’s fair, I might be reading too much into it because it hits a little close to home.

I feel terrible hearing about your situation. Have you considered therapy (sorry to be that guy)? It will likely dredge up a lot of dark and difficult things from the past but it may help your recovery, those things can weigh heavily on you if not confronted.

(get used to cat puns), the player is tasked with helping catalog

I’d rather clean the Oakland Coliseum toilets for an entire football season than spend two minutes in a room with Apple Barb.

As someone in the midst of an indefinite hiatus from dating (put that one on a tee for you, Kinja), I appreciated this. I sometimes feel very strong external pressure (both from people I know and vague cultural zeitgeist-y things like reading Dr. Nerdlove) to pursue a relationship, the sort of subtle but persistent…

You’re entitled to your opinions, but “poor people aren’t allowed to have relationships” is an egregiously terrible one and you should be shamed for saying something so stupid.

How are you supposed to fold it?? It’s all wrong!

Remind me when he was nominated to a federal judiciary position? I missed that. Fun whataboutism though.

I think sports are just organized competitive tests of skill. I have a very broad definition and am comfortable with that. So I consider all the things I named sports, including race car driving and video games. Your argument is pretty nonsensical, as fighter pilots aren’t playing a sport, so the comparable g loads…

Nah they’ll just blame Melo.

It’s just as ignorant of you to assume that his perspective covers all people without kids as it is for him to not recognize how life-redefining kids are.

I really wish there was another word for esports than “esports.” I’m in the camp that competitive video games are as much a sport as race car driving or golf or football (either one), but I think the name muddies that since it invites separation between esports and *shudder* tsports (sorry, I hate that term). Baseball…

Why would you use your PS4 if you have a Pro?

HEATHER, not Patricia. Sorry Heather!!