WHAT IS THIS KID-DESTROYING CONTRAPTION I MUST PLAY IT

He’s got Tom Brady’s hair and blocking!

CTE

You've obviously been to many Mariners games.

Eating a slice of cold pizza is the best way to pass the time while you heat up a slice of pizza.

I’m curious what the dig is on listening to a podcast?

Or, or, it's an opportunity to answer more FunBag questions, especially given that there was one yesterday.......

Tip: Buy only California-grown, pressed & bottled olive oil. All that Greek & Italian shit, no matter how fancy, is secretly cut with cheap hazelnut oil by Big Olive over in Europe. Big Olive is so powerful that it makes Afghan Poppy cede and Colombian Coca Leaf shake. Big Olive will anaphalax your tree nut allergic…

This apology is like olive oil—I’m not buying it because I don’t understand what first cold press means and also why does it cost so much and how can there be a difference between Italian and Greek olive oil if it is solely made from the extract of olives? And another thing, if you get olive oil on your shirt? You…

That’s the most absurd opinion I’ve ever heard. A 162 game hitting streak would be in the record books for all time. You would probably make the hall of fame just for that achievement.

I’ve printed and framed this comment, because it is the worst joke ever told.

“Jesus, thats pretty bad. Ten games”

get over yourself. you’re a blogger.

Hotels actually have a ton of room to negotiate, since rooms that go empty for the night are just lost profits. So go ahead and go after them hard.

Sanka, ya dead?

*Sigh* God dammit, I don’t want to do this but...the question is who do they think will win, not who are they rooting for. When Trump was asked who he was rooting for, he went with the Broncos, but he thinks the Panthers will win it.

And also the only one I laughed at. +1

Generic Cowboys joke

Man. That ravioli with the magazines on the stove is so. fucking. good. That is a whole new level of trolling.

Fuck this dude. He sounds like an annoying asshole.