If you use Siri for anything and aren’t vision impaired you are a terrible person.

boo these men

These deadcast are some of the worst content that comes out of deadspin. No one wants to listne to your sorry ass voice, I just want to imagine it as I read.

What the hell am I supposed to do at work now? Work? The fuck is this, communist Russia?

I hate you.

You’re going ‘Full Simmons’.

FUCK

Podcast?!? This was a bigger tease than my homecoming date in 9th grade.

I just asked Siri your question and she replied with “interesting question.” So...cool.

I dissaprove of this.

Goddamn it. I can’t very well listen to a podcast while I’m pooping at work, now can I?

Supplement? As in, the text based version is now going to be truncated?

Great idea. Now i can watch the video while I’m at work. Jackass.

Manziel plans to move to Las Vegas and hopes that the Oakland Raiders will eventually join him there in 2017.

What team is going to have the balls to sign him before St. Patrick’s Day?

Feel free to start thinking about what a disaster Manziel will be on the Cowboys next season.

All for this guy:

You don't get to be amongst the richest people in the world by offering to pay for stuff.

The joke of course is that 4.5 million is sofa cushion money for the mega-conglomerate that is the NFL. Each of the 32 owners, among the richest people in the world, would need to contribute roughly $140,000 to pay the city for providing all the security and travel. But no, they won't even ask. Better to take it from…

can we all agree that this was more than likely just an unfortunate misunderstanding and not some racism fueled dig at black history month?