Rush Limbaugh's response:

Poor little girl. Poor everyone.

Cary Grant, who's first wife claims that he hit her?

OMG the part where the kids are singing and Spanish and they go "I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM AND WHERE HE GOES I'LL FOLLOW!" just fucking murdered me! I'm dead now that was so funny!

YOURE THE BEST PERSON ON EARTH RIGHT NOW

This will be my Thanksgiving movie!

I feel like this is the "I am Spartacus!" thread for people who liked John Carter, so: I liked John Carter, too!

I have my problems with the way certain things were depicted or glossed over in all three movies, but Jackson hit the ball out of the park with LOTR.

And the long-awaited journey is about to end soon...Sigh. I'll feel sad about leaving Middle-Earth once again.

Lord of the Rings

And don't even get me started on all the sites that have failed to deliver on their promise that "dozens of horny housewives in [my] area need immediate love."

Heh I loved it too, and defend it as well. I mean we forgave Ben Affleck for legitimately bad movie Gigli.

Meanwhile, George Zimmerman is out waving his gun around the streets. Darren Wilson will likely walk without any repercussions, too.

it was bad, but his acting was even worse.

Taylor Kitsch too, presumably as part of his years-long effort to bury John Carter of Mars deep in the sands of, uh, Mars.

Yessssss

So, here's the great irony: KIDS love Cars 2 far better than the original. It's WAY more popular with kids, and ranks up there with the most popular of all Pixar movies for them.