It's a cash cow, Charlie Brown!
Oh HELL no. No. All of the no. Miles and miles of no. Universes and star systems of no. Infinities of no.
yeah, I worked for the VVVery Large Cell CompanyVVV and there was no question; we had them fax in a copy of the death certificate and immediately cancelled the service.
Well I was just going to say "FANCY PANTS SUPER HARRY POTTER LAND" but if you want me to be all accurate and shit. Jeez.
We even had a way to save the outgoing voice message to an mp3 file upon request.
That's what I was thinking! I've been waiting all this time to hear about the size of Mark's testicles!
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So a pretty common troll retort around these parts is 'why don't you do something to help people out in real life instead of just complaining on the internet?' I've seen some variation of this cry tons of times over the years. I literally just got a response along this line last week.
This is... the weirdest thing... Especially since even though he's clearly lying, he had to have been around enough to figure out how everything worked in the first place.
I don't understand all this talk about throwing people under the bus. If you've ever seen RG3 play, you know he'd bounce them about 10 feet in front of the bus.
How long did that poor girl have to shower after lying in those chips? The orange dust probably went into her pores and gave her buttne.
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I didn't count Alice In Wonderland, because Johnny Depp was on the poster, and he was the center of the marketing push
Does it read differently if it's ""Tommy Lee Jones will get paid 10 times more than me — 10 times," .
sorry - but we aren't talking about setting a wage up there in the a-list. They have big fancy lawyers who negotiate these deals. You don't like your contract...talk to your lawyers.