I learned everything I know about football from "Any Given Sunday." Your point? (:-P)

Everybody thinks I'm about to stir fry my poor cat when they first see this picture! Good luck, and let us know if you need more cat pictures. God knows, that is one thing the internet never runs out of.

I think it's my official job title now

If we were looking up his docket now I need to know if it would be Peace, Meta World or World Peace, Meta

As usual, I blame Matt Lauer.

#notallwarmachines

I don't understand why more people don't just get a man they can wash and reuse. Much softer on the nose when winter comes around, and you can have different colors/patterns!

If it weren't his actual, legal name I wouldn't use it either. Like, when I look up his court docket information I have to search for "Machine, War."

Statistically, you're very, very likely to meet someone and marry. The odds are ever in your favor. And that's just for marriage - expand this to other relationships, and it's pretty much a sure thing.
Also, while I know you're sad, you also sound like you've really got it together. Breaking up is always miserable,…

I wouldn't worry about her not being your friend so much as I would worry that you're going to wind up like the lawyer on Jurassic Park if you aren't careful.

Life surprises you. I sound like I'm full of shut but I swear to god it is. I've felt like you A LOT. And then things turn around at some point, at the very least temporarily. For example, a while back one weekend I went on a semi-blind date and it was horrible. Not because the guy was bad or anything but because I…

No real words of wisdom here, just sending you internet hugs from a 37 year old who's in the same boat. Take good care of yourself in the coming days and weeks. Even if it's for the best, it can still be really, really hard.

Being alone is better than being with someone you don't love or who doesn't love you. Don't forget that. There will always be friends and family in your life and lovers may come and go, but don't settle just to be "with someone". That is not good.

You probably won't die alone. But if you do? That's nothing to be ashamed of. There are a million ways to live a fulfilling life but fearing being alone doesn't tend to be one of them. And fearing being alone leads to poor relationship decisions made out of desperation.

Would it really be that bad dying alone? Whether or not you've managed to convince a woman to live with you until you die shouldn't be a measure of your worth.

I'm sorry. Been there, am there right now at 32. *hug*

If you were a female posting on a male-dominant website in stead of this actualized converse, you would likely be told that you a) must have done something wrong, b) need to quit begging for attention, c) critiqued for omitting pertinent details, d) asked your measurements e) home town, f) height, weight and ethnicity…

All the hugs - you were blessed, but you will be blessed again. You are obviously a wonderful, open, thoughtful person who is more than capable of being in a complex and loving relationship, and others will discover and adore that. It might take time. Be good to yourself, take a break from looking (don't let the fear…

Life is full of possibilities. Stay strong and positive because good things will come your way. I was feeling the same at 34, except there was no ex fiance, just endless years of singledom. And then met the one, got married and we are havin our first child in February. I would never thought it possible and life…