I AM OUTRAGED OVER THIS NEWS! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY THE MOST HORRIBLE THING I HAVE EVER READ...BECAUSE YOU MADE ME THINK OF DICK CHENEY'S PENIS! HAVE YOU NO SHAME RYAN?

The writers of LOST had a better plan for the next several years than Cherrington did for this off season. At this point it feels like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ pretty sums up the Red Sox offseason.

• Of course Zooey Deschanel would get sued over something involving a horse. [TMZ]

It's a shorthand that is commonly used on TV. If you watch SVU they use it there all the time.

Nothing you did Diesel but auto playing videos can eat every bit of me as if i were a Golden Corral. Especcially when you're trying to subtley read blogs at work and you forget to mute your monitor speakers.

True. I've had some bad experiences on Steam. I sometimes think Steam gets a free pass when its communuity can be just as shiity as anything on a console.

So you've played World Of Warcraft to?

It should be against the law to use the word awesome on tv when discussing something as serious as torture unless it's being done in an ironic way. And then even then just don't do it.

If i got a new PC then i wouldn't be part of the Xbox Live Community and therefor wouldn't be experiencing the pain of being part of such a lovely not sexist or racist whatsoever group of people.

I am a man. And i hate men. Therefor i hate myself. Therfor by that logic i should get myself something painful. So i will be buying myself a Xbox One so i can immerse myself in the pain of the Xbox online "community" while engaing in modern top of the line gameplay and beautiful life like graphics. That'll teach me.

You'll recall that the PTC also griped about ABC's decision to follow up a Charlie Brown special with a Scandal sex scene.

Stop hacking my browser history.....wait what are we talking about again?

Pay me $80, and I'll come to your house with a bag of flour, and then I'll kick you in the shins. The kick is gluten-free.

#hottake time! I eat what i want, you eat what you want and we call it good. Kay?

So nothing on how the King and Queen were interrupted by a lowly Duke and Duchess while enjoying some roundball last night, or is that getting its own post later?

Oh come on, you know once he dropped "Ladies, i was Spider Man" the panties would be on the ground.

It is indeed!

Google search Santa Claus vs Moses

Just cast Snoop Dog....Lion or whatever animal he calls himself now.

I don't read GQ. There are plenty of other less expensive ways to kill my self esteem :P