What if it were a masterwork ukulele? Or are you using 4th Edition rules?

Isn't tiny ukulele kind of redundant? I mean they'e already pretty small as it is, if you make it any smaller you really can't play it and even if you throw at tools like this guy it's so small it really wouldn't do much damage. I'm thinking 2d4 bludgeoning maybe? #ineedsleep.

Did you ever watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force? There was an episode where Frylock forced Shake and Meatwad to consume all the worlds knowledge from one HUGE DVD, Clockwork Orange style so he could win at bar trivia. Of course being the uber science nerd he was, he completly forgot sports on the DVD. I wonder if Jeopardy…

Saying you know all about hockey from watching Mighty Ducks is like saying you know the rules of American Football from watching the anime Eyeshield 21.

So they created an ad that they knew wouldn't be approved to be displayed in a public space. Then they acted like victims when said ad was denied, knowing it was be denied anyway. Yeah I hate to say it but give a point to big city transit on this one.

YOU'VE HIT THE BIG TIME! :)

This is the most thought anyone has given the movie Good Burger since the Nostalgia Critic did his review of it.

Why would Brokaw want to go back there? He seems pretty happy where he is at this point in his career.

I guess it would be fair to say Morales is low.

"You call that a hat? Bitch please"

This should make Tom Servo happy, he spent most of 'Time Chasers" complaining about how the movie promised a sky dving grandma but never delivered.

I somehow thought Ron Artest hit the Tool Name Change bar with becoming legally Metta World Peace but this raises it much higher.

My friend got a sink like that for her bathroom. At first glance it looked like you were getting ready to make Chinese in a wok and kitty decided it would be better served as a cat bed. Of course to them everything makes good cat furniture :) Thank you for the cute picture and your words of encouragement.

She did love me, and i wonder where the love went. But you are right, it's better to know now rather than force a marriage where one isn't suitable. I understand that, it still smarts though.

I really just want to get away and the con and seeing family is always a good reason to go away. I need to stay busy or else i will analyze this for hours, trying to figure out where things went wrong and blame myself. I wasn't blameless here, but self blame won't accomplish anything.

Basically, things were good until her mother died in July. I've talked about that before. She acted like she didn't need me involved in her life and pushed me away when i tried to be there for her. At one point she said she wanted a break to work through her issues. I agreed that was for the best and went and did my…

I appreciate that. thank you.

I wasn't going to post this at first because i know as a guy i deal with a lot less bullshit than women do in the dating world. But i trust the community here to be level headed and understanding as long as i was respectful. That's why i didn't devulge details.

Thank you.

I am going to find a counselar soon. I need to have someone to talk to, i know that.