Attention Ferguson Police Department.

If Microsoft announced that the next version of Windows would support animated GIF desktop wallpaper it would be the most popular update to Windows ever.

It's like the LA Times EIC saw the Shonda Rhimes story and said "Fuck that. We can be just as tone deaf and racist as you East Coast bastards can." and then went to the bathroom and sent the contents down to the printing press.

Have you been enjoying those commercials with Rob Schneiderresurrecting his "Richmeister" SNL character for State Farm? If so, I'm sorry.

What i would like to know is who is demanding these changes being made to baseball? Is it because of blowhards like Mike and Mike, because...well fuck Mike and Mike. Is it because MLB isn't the NFL so they think if they change their game they'll be like the NFL? Are their real fans clamoring for 12 second pitch…

Man, that Alaskan reporter sure made good time getting from Anchorage to JFK.

So she quit her job in an unprofessional, narcissistic manner and now we're supposed to sympathize with her cause?

Thank you for your kind words. I actually went right out after our talk to see it for a second time. I could see the movie a dozen times. In fact, let's just make a movie with Bradley Cooper as a talking Racoon and Vin Diesel as a talking tree. Hollywood gold :)

I have no plans to date anyone else, though the idea that i would and it needing to be mentioned i found a bit insulting. I hope that this gives her the time to focus on where i stand with her because as of now she has shown me that i can't do anything for her. Maybe things will be different at the end of the year. I…

Good evening fellow Jezzies. I hope you all had a fabulous weekend. The weather here was excellent, OU beat West Virginia and my Patriots won a really sloppy game against Oakland. I am going to enjoy a meat based dish for dinner. On a more serious note, my fiance and i are "on a break". This may sound sad but i'm 34…

I saw this episode when it aired. It was nice to see a million dollar winner so early in a new season.

Sadly CT is no longer with us.

Clemson President: "People, we need to address these recent issues with sexual ahrrasement and assault taking place on college campuses. We need to show the country that Clemson takes Title IX seriously and we are not going to just give lip service, but really work to address these issues. Now what do you have for me?

Nothing from CLAMP? I'm surprised.

So it's like a Bizarro world Scott Pilgrim....only with dogs....and less violence and video game sound effects.....and the exes aren't so much evil as doucey.....and why is she doing this? GOD THIS MOVIE SUCKS WHERE IS MST3K WHERE YOU NEED IT?

Why thank you NYT for being so hip it and with it on the trends that the people are following in the year 2014. Next i hear they're going to do a piece on this Vine thing that all the kids are talking about. And after that a hot take on the recent success of comic book movies.

But it's Democrats doing it and so it's ok according to Gawker logic.

I did end up seeing it later. It was pretty good.

I've been pretty lucky when it comes to flying. Probably the worst incident i ahd was when i wa sin front of someone who was discussing movies and it sounded like he was giving the plot of the Nicole Kidman movie "The Others" which was annoying me because i hadn't seen the movie yet and i wanted to.

A lot of the mysteries such as the numbers got addressed in the alternate reality games (Arg) that were all the rage several years ago. So there is that. But I don't think shit like that should count. Like the expanded universe in Star Wars, it should be secondary to the show or film. I also remember one of the…