It was more likely a glass of $300 chardonnay.

Wait, the Navy wanted to know if Godzilla changed your opinion about it for the better?

Good for the Navy. This doesn't change all the issues they still have to fix with regards to sexual assault in the military, but it's nice to see them taking a positive, if small, step forward. Gibbs would be pleased.

Wait, so his defense is that he didn't commit a crime, his character did?.....

Either this is an elaborate prank or the student is failing the class anyway and just wanted to be a dick and troll their professor.

I was implying that to a lot of people, they are. I was not calling them that myself. But if you stay around here long enough you'll see what i mean.

Maybe we should stop putting celebrities on pedestal and acting like they don't spew shit out of their mouths like normal humans. Most aren't saints like Patrick Stewart, Hiddles, and Ian McKellem and i'm sure if we dig far enough we can find something bad from their pasts to knock them down to earth with.

How much you want to bet that Fox News will spin this as another liberal plot in the war against smokers rights when really it's a decision made by a corporation which according to the right wing is a holy entity, not subject to any laws or standards of human decency. Their brains my explode by the logical…

I am having a hard time putting together the idea of an MIT frat. What are their hazing rituals like? Do they make rushes eat as many 20 sided dice as they can stomach without vomiting or make them run naked on a level 1 Alliance character through Orgrimmar on WoW and have to do a penalty game if the character dies (…

Yeah, i don't see it. I may find the episode to see it in full screen, maybe i'll catch it then.

do you know the episode?

I wish i had artistic skills so i could try to draw characters representing the different Gawker sites, like when fan artists created anime girls to represent different computer OS. Your description of Jalopnik is actually what i would imagine if the site was turned into a person.

Why thank you. I only wish i could have gotten a better pic. That's one of the better sketches in what i call the 'Crow goes CRAZY!' category.

Ultimately, The Mindy Project is Kaling's show, and if she doesn't want to tackle the issue, she shouldn't have to. She's the boss. But "abortion is too serious" is a flimsy excuse for such a deliberate dodge of an obvious issue that would face gynecologists, an issue that has been tackled successfully by other half…

"Water is a fundamental human need and right and, since we all seem to be thirsty motherfuckers, it seems like the place to go,"

Emmy, that is complete sexist bullshit and completely untrue. I sometimes enjoy a good ham AND grilled cheese sandwich after sex. Completely different.

"Hornswaggel? What, are you dating a character from Fraggle Rock?!"

It's the "My wife said if i didn't stop fishing she would leave me, boy will i miss that woman" of the 21st century.