I was implying that to a lot of people, they are. I was not calling them that myself. But if you stay around here long enough you'll see what i mean.

Maybe we should stop putting celebrities on pedestal and acting like they don't spew shit out of their mouths like normal humans. Most aren't saints like Patrick Stewart, Hiddles, and Ian McKellem and i'm sure if we dig far enough we can find something bad from their pasts to knock them down to earth with.

How much you want to bet that Fox News will spin this as another liberal plot in the war against smokers rights when really it's a decision made by a corporation which according to the right wing is a holy entity, not subject to any laws or standards of human decency. Their brains my explode by the logical…

I am having a hard time putting together the idea of an MIT frat. What are their hazing rituals like? Do they make rushes eat as many 20 sided dice as they can stomach without vomiting or make them run naked on a level 1 Alliance character through Orgrimmar on WoW and have to do a penalty game if the character dies (…

Yeah, i don't see it. I may find the episode to see it in full screen, maybe i'll catch it then.

do you know the episode?

I wish i had artistic skills so i could try to draw characters representing the different Gawker sites, like when fan artists created anime girls to represent different computer OS. Your description of Jalopnik is actually what i would imagine if the site was turned into a person.

Why thank you. I only wish i could have gotten a better pic. That's one of the better sketches in what i call the 'Crow goes CRAZY!' category.

Ultimately, The Mindy Project is Kaling's show, and if she doesn't want to tackle the issue, she shouldn't have to. She's the boss. But "abortion is too serious" is a flimsy excuse for such a deliberate dodge of an obvious issue that would face gynecologists, an issue that has been tackled successfully by other half…

"Water is a fundamental human need and right and, since we all seem to be thirsty motherfuckers, it seems like the place to go,"

Emmy, that is complete sexist bullshit and completely untrue. I sometimes enjoy a good ham AND grilled cheese sandwich after sex. Completely different.

"Hornswaggel? What, are you dating a character from Fraggle Rock?!"

It's the "My wife said if i didn't stop fishing she would leave me, boy will i miss that woman" of the 21st century.

So i didn't realize at first that you were bluring out peoples faces and so i was wondering when Slenderman joined the cast of MLP. I mean, i missed most of the third season and whatever has aired for season 4 but that seemed like a strange development for this show.

Rule 34 my friend, Rule 34. It's like The Force. It's energy surrounds us and binds us.

He signed a deal in 2012 for 24 million dollars. The Celtics paid him $12 for the 2013-2014 season. Statwise, last year was decent, he avg 8.4 pts, 5.9 rebounds and 1 assist but those aren't 12 million/ a year numbers.

My day was starting to go to shit but this made it so much better. I now have my new work pc wallpaper. Thank you my friend, thank you.

I feel bad for Kris Humphries. He seems like a decent guy, at least i haven't heard anything about major issues with violence or any racist/sexist tirades in the media or social networking. He's a pretty decent basketball player,and i wish the Celtics had tried to keep him on a more team friendly deal. In fact it…