So i've noticed a trend with these. In that pretty much every team's fanbase is described as either fat, stupid, sweaty, obnoxious, racist, uneducated or a combination of the formentioned. And as a Pats fan i know there's going to be a lot of talk of Massholes and chowds when they come up. But what i'm wondering is if…

Wait, so the people who just took all my boarding passes when i flew Southwest last week aren't actual SW employees? So who the heck do they work for? Or are you referring to the people who assist disabled and elderly travelers. Well, even if they work for the airline, how did a SW ticket taker not notice a woman in…

I am just so thankful I can read this while I sit in Baltimore Int Airport waiting for my flight home. I will savor it even more now. God bless you Dreg Magary

I think SNL is egotistical if they believe that it was truly an effect on maybe the public debate about who should lead the country in the next four years.

The NFL is fucking ridiculous. I really hope baseball can use some of these recent fobbles to make some headway because i would love to see "The League" taken down a few pegs. Say what you will about PEDs and all that but there is a lot less slime and a general small of asshole over MLB than there is on the NFL right…

Drake then went on to try to talk Nicki into taking a gig as a Toronto Raptor's cheerleader and the NBA fined Toronto another $25,000.

who get subjected to DUI

This looks like the kind of stuff Billy Crystal's character in City Slickers would purchase.

Applicants must have advanced degrees in chemistry, physics, engineering, or Cathy.

Well played Bear, well played.

That's the best thing to come out of this stupid story.

How about a muffin button?

I had to paws from my work and wipe my eyes, i was getting sad thinking of this poor cub dealing with such an unbearable situation.

John Conner was wrong. It's not Skynet that will bring about Judgement Day, it's Facebook. And we'll all "Like" it right before it happens.

My condolences for your loss. I lost my father several years ago as well. I thought i could use my own experience to help her get through this. But when the time came for her mom to go, she didn't want me at the hospital, she said it was for family only. She did a family only viewing and only family went to the…

• As a celebrity, Christina Aguilera is legally obligated to name her offspring something kooky; thus, her daughter has been dubbed Summer Rain. [People]

It's sad that we've gotten to the point where people can't recognizing satire without a shiny FB button telling them what it is. It feels like we're a becoming a planet of sitcom studio audiences, being told when to laugh at something or find something touchy and sweet and react accordingly instead of reacting…

So who the hell is running things there? Is it back to Ferg PD or is it St Louis County, or is it still the highway patrol?

I may be breaking things off with my fiance soon. Things have been kind of tense between us for a while now. I think she's way to critical but i'm not confrontational about my needs. She thinsk i don't communicate well enough and is very alpha female type, yet wants a biblical marriage which i can't provide because…

I wasn't going to respond to this at first, but i decided i would. First off, let me just say i am not going to be writing any fanfics. If i offended Madeleine or Callie or made them think i will be the one writing them, i apologize. I guess i shouldn't even have brought it up. I hope i did not offend either of you.