• As a celebrity, Christina Aguilera is legally obligated to name her offspring something kooky; thus, her daughter has been dubbed Summer Rain. [People]

It's sad that we've gotten to the point where people can't recognizing satire without a shiny FB button telling them what it is. It feels like we're a becoming a planet of sitcom studio audiences, being told when to laugh at something or find something touchy and sweet and react accordingly instead of reacting…

So who the hell is running things there? Is it back to Ferg PD or is it St Louis County, or is it still the highway patrol?

I may be breaking things off with my fiance soon. Things have been kind of tense between us for a while now. I think she's way to critical but i'm not confrontational about my needs. She thinsk i don't communicate well enough and is very alpha female type, yet wants a biblical marriage which i can't provide because…

I wasn't going to respond to this at first, but i decided i would. First off, let me just say i am not going to be writing any fanfics. If i offended Madeleine or Callie or made them think i will be the one writing them, i apologize. I guess i shouldn't even have brought it up. I hope i did not offend either of you.

truly a most underrated system.

I guess Jlaw is dating Goop's ex.

Oh my friend, the best part was one of the comments that showed another pic of Kanye giving Biebs the stink eye. It should be one of the top comments. It's amazing how Bieber can someone make me like people i normally wouldn't. But in this instance, i'm Team Kanye.

We got the upcoming JLaw/Goop war to keep us entertained.

http://gawker.com/justin-bieber-…

I kind of felt bad for her when Justin Bieber was trying to get people to think he fucked her mother. Now, not so much.

That sounds like a recording from Bob Vila's therapy sessions where he has to talk about his relationship with his father.

So he basically does the same schtick Popovich has gotten away with for years but when Pop does it then it's delightful and quirky.

I love Greg's Your Team Sucks columns. Any chance we might get those expanded for MLB or the NBA?

It's the internet. If their aren't any now there will be.

Regarding our Home Depot trip, all I wanted was for us to go there on my birthday because that's where you usually go on Sundays. All I wanted was to share that experience with you and have you teach me some stuff about tools and what not.

I'm Methodist and we don't say it, i know that much.

We give you the TRUTH, no matter how unpretty or possibly made up it is.

Hot on the heels of Jill Duggar's wedding to Derick Dillard, sister Jessa Duggar, 21, has announced her engagement to one Ben Seewald—a spiritually-focused, red-flag-free ministry-pursuer who has "issues" with the Catholic idea of the Virgin Mary as a "sinless being."

ARE YOU CALLING CALIIE AN OGRE?!