He never actually had an ad, someone else made a mock up and put it on twitter and the sports outrage machine took over from there. And he never offered them money but they refused to take the money that was never offered. The whole thing is ridiculous and actually mostly driven by some cleveland news paper ad exec…
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because someone was going to do it sooner or later...
all I could think off were how some of these would make great Attack On Titan Titans.
They also have advanced courses on dealing with being married to Ray Rice.
Cleveland is making the deal with Minnesota with a firm agreement Love will opt out of his contract in 2015 and re-sign with the Cavaliers on a five-year, $120 million-plus contract extension, league sources told Yahoo Sports.
Well this started at Jez so any bad comments would be on this end. I highly doubt DS will share this one anyway.
Oh i did get it. I just wasn't sure if i should make a "The Right Way" jackass Cardinals fan joke or a joke about knocking the other team's best player out like the D-Backs (which always sounds like D-Bags to me and that hasn't been more appropriate than this season) did to Andrew McCutchem.
Man Lindy, everything was going so well and was so upbeat and cheerful. We had Erin not knowing about Mario and a story about Chrissy Teggan pitching drunk for the Dodgers, yet still a better option than whatever the Yankees can throw out there now. And you had to kill the mood with a pedo baby abandoner. I'm going to…
Are you referring to current Diamondbacks FO guy La Russa or St. Louis Cardinals skipper La Russa? Because that will determine the joke i make.
Hey once he got his stomach pumped and didn't have an arm held together with chicken wire and duck tape (he he, irony considering the WS celebration), he turned out to be a damm good pitcher. I'm sad to see him go this year.
Being drunk doesn't mean you you can't pitch for a Major League Baseball team. Hell the 2012 Boston Red Sox did it pretty well for most of the season...and by well i will soul crushingly bad.
That gif is quite mesmerizing.
I'm trying really hard to resist posting the South Park joke. Please, can someone else be horrible so i don't have to be? kthnx.
No a Patriots fan. And i love how you go straight to insults and avoid any of the facts i laid out.
They did although i would have preferred to see a new article with Jez's own take on it.