I remember one time some friends were telling me i swear to much, even denying my righteous indignation that i don't. I got frustrated with the whole ordeal i yelled out " I DO NOT FUCKING SWEAR!" without realizing the irony of what i had just done. It became a running joke among the group.

"Shut up, preacher. You cannot save yourself. Idiot. You pathetic old preacher."

Come on, we all know the aliens will annihilate us because they didn't get to see how "Single Female Lawyer" ended.

So there's something I've been genuinely curious about. Let's just work under the assumption for a moment that this is in face a business arrangement type marriage. Ok, then what exactly does Jay-Z bring to the "business"?

But it's much easier for the modern day busy millennial to post something on thier twitter feed and feel like they actually did something.

I guess now that NBA Free Agency is over the "insiders" need something else to be wrong about.

I worked for a carrier for three years so i am aware that dropped calls and over heating are not the same thing. I was just using that to demonstrate my own experience with Samsung 'quality" and why something like this doesn't come as a complete shock. I also wasn't referring to hard numbers when i made the D vs G…

She looks a lot like Olivia from SVU in this.

If you're looking at a mannequin long enough to find something to be outraged about, then perhaps you just wanted to be outraged about something and by gosh, this is as good a thing as any. TO THE TWITTER-MOBILE!

Most of it comes from the lawsuits Apple filed against Samsung for copyright infringements.

This wouldn't surprise me in the least. When i worked for a carrier we had a TON of issues with dropped calls on the Galaxy S3. I don't think Samsung makes that great a product. But everyone loves them because they're little company that could against Apple's Goliath which makes for a nice story for a lot of the…

I hated Eliott more. Dude broke the rules so many times and got away clean every time. Dick Wolf is a fucking facist with a police fetish.

Well the baseball seasons is over for me. The Red Sox have admitted defeat for this year. Just bring up the kids and see what they can do, try to get something for the expiring contracts and get a better records than those Tampa assclowns.

Not the whole movie, but there are two parts in the Lord Of The Rings series where i always cry...ALWAYS!

I have to be honest, i have never seen any of the Mel Gibson Mad Max movies. But i do enjoy partaking in jokes about it. So with that being said, i think it's time for us all to get past the round roof structure made of the noise caused by lightning? Here, let Mike, Servo & Crow demonstrate.

Zoe Saldana "would like to thank all the fucking media for invading our privacy." [Celebitchy]

I gave Troy a bit of a pass since there are historical records showing a war did take place and involved the players in the Illiad. I think there was enough going on in that movie that adding the bickering of the Olympians would have bogged the film down. I am sad we never got a Odysseus movie with Sean Bean. It might…

Wikipedia entry.

It was one of the ones that came up on Giphy.com when i searched for Hillary Clinton. Not sure of the exact scenario.

Yes Jenny, i'm sure Hillary Clinton, lawyer, senator, former Secretary Of State and quite possibly future President of the United States is just so upset right now about what you said. Jenny McCarthy, you may have just saved America from 4 more years of Team Rove by helping Hillary get her mojo back. I'm sure with you…