I'd like to know who decided that Jimmy Kimmel of all people was the career saver. Like Rebecca said, Joan Hill did the same thing. Is it just because it's the Tonight Show? Or is it something about Kimmel himself that make him seem like a good spot to do your staged apology?

My aunt saw Maleficent she said it was good. I'll wait until i can see it with my fiance. I do want to see Edge Of Tomorrow it actually looks really good.

I've read Cicso training material on the 7 layers of the OSI model that's sexier than this drivle. You're trying to get a date guy, not venture capital funding for your Linux based video game console.

What were you going to see?

lol i kid you're the best Burt——i mean Rebecca who never once went by another name on another Kinja blog....yeah that did it.

It truly is the greatest show ever made. I almost thought about making an MST3K Kinja sub-blog but i didn't think i could generate enough content to make it worthwhile. I'm surprised Satellite News is still up but i guess they can promote projects from former mst3k cast a la Rifftrax

"We're the new Jews in Germany," Schroeder told Rolling Stone, "except we don't wear stars."

You had the collest English teach. And the fact that you watched a show that aired from 2004-2010 in 7th grade makes me feel REALLY old!

Dude, it's Whataburger. Just drive down the street and you're suer to see another one within 10-15 minutes. Those things are EVERYWHERE in that part of the country.

Sawyer from LOST. Con artist extrodinare. One of the best parts of an overall disappointing show.

"Shane, stop trying to recruit customers to your fantasy football team, we all know you've rigged it to get the Seattle defense and Peyton Manning anyway"-Management

This is just my opinion so take it for what you will. I have no degress in history or anything like that. As an American, my take on it is that we are such a young country we are fascinated by other countries history. Remember the USA celebrated it's bicentenial in 1976. That's only a generation ago. Compared to…

Method: A quantitative analysis, using Poisson and negative binomial regression models looked at monthly and daily domestic abuse incidents reported to a police force in the North West of England across three separate tournaments (2002, 2006, and 2010).

Back in 1996 i was driving with family from Texas to Minneapolis for the second official Mystery Science Theater 3000 convention. We went through Oklahoma, Missouri and Iowa. When we reached the Iowa/Missouri border it felt like a portal had been opened and we had entered another dimension. Another place of reality if…

I'm sure the cities are fine. But I-80 was THE WORST!

Forget Wyoming, Pennsylvania is the worst state to drive through. When i moved from Maine to Oklahoma i took a route that went through Penn, Ohio, Indiana and then down into Illionis and Missouri to avoid major cities. Pennsylvania was by far the worst part of the trip. If we had goen through Pittsburg or Philly it…

That's the sound of a blog writer trying way to hard to make a joke work.

Adam Levine Is Not the Sexiest Man Alive. Adam Levine Is the Worst.

The concept is simple: just like you can currently pay for a room in a creepy stranger's house with Airbnb

YOU GET A STAR!