Bears: They're just like us!

I'm not joking. Stories like this make me more and more convinced we need to rip that part right out of the constitution and piss all over it.

So i guess this means the 50 Shades.. movie is a real movie that real people are putting real money into making, and not just the most epic troll job anyone has ever done? That makes me kind of sad.

I see them as the biggest threat. I know we don't have a history but they've done well in the post season. They have a great staff even with Verlander not at his best and the best hitter in the game. I see no reason why we won't meet again in the playoffs assuming the Sox can even get a wildcard. I just don't see a…

They always field a good club andtheir pitching and Miggy are an obstacle to the Red Sox repeating as WS champs.

As a Red Sox fan i am perfectly ok with Kate Upton sleeping with any member of the Tigers she wants. Now if she wants to, you know, get a little side action with some of the pitching staff for the Toronto Blue Jays to help the Sox move up in the A.L East...

I guess the joke is Harpo is recuriting more black women to replace Oprah and starting them young.....i guess.

Sounds like a lot of Gawker posters.

True Dat! She's the best!

If i were the guy i wouldn't want some stranger's kids coming to my house just to see my dog. The kids will survive, losing a dog won't kill them.

Aside from the guy who's off in a war zone, everyone body in this story is horrible.

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug's

I did not know his first name was Richard. I read that and i just assumed it was another guy.

Awww, i thought that was going to be about Will Wheaton :(

It was called Thighlights and t seems to have been a mix of Doug Barry and Anna Breslaw. Anna's last post was 8/24/2013 and Doug's was 2/23/14. What's funny is Doug's blog is blocked by my work web filter for "Sex". Anna shows as a blogger for Cosmo's website and Doug dosen't seem to writing anywhere, at least nothing…

I was wondering why the love child of bruce campbell and conan o brien were coming after me.

Kinja user Smashtag Hashbrowns (this is the greatest Kinja name that has ever existed — sorry, every Deadspin commenter, you had a good run, but this wins):

I'll tell ya what. Let's out this Kanye comment in a box somewhere and for the next 400 years a secret society will emerge with one mission, protect the word of Kanye. Then after 400 years let's read the words of Kanye. If Kanye and his music are still remembered as performed like Shakespear's plays are today then I…

I just checked the link and the article cited phrases it exactly the Madelline did.