Is he actually taller than Hayley Atwell or does he have to stand on an apple crate every time he acts in a scene with her?

You’re obviously not management material. 

People tend to forget that James Cagney repeatedly shot Gary Cooper on the Oscar stage with a small revolver back in 1943.

Both of the Branagh Agatha Christie adaptations are....not good. I’m surprised they were included here. Murder on the Orient Express is weak, but Death on the Nile is the worst movie I saw this year. By a mile. It’s a bad movie.

I can’t help but comment whenever the movie comes up...Brick is Vampire the Masquerade larping. All the little cliques are the clans and I remain convinced it’s not a coincidence.

Brick is amazing. All the tropes of a hard-boiled detecive story transposed to high school. No one calls the police because its not that kind of film: adults barely feature for purely stylistic reasons. And it works. Easily Johnson’s best movie.

The most offensive thing about all this?

Hey, say what you will about Hitler, but at least he killed Hitler.

Yeah, let’s blame the woman for the man’s Hitler praise.

The funny thing is that on Smallville Clark is partially responsible for Lex turning evil. He was constantly gaslighting Lex about his secret. This pushed Lex over the edge, made him begin to start spying...and it went out of control. It began his entire obsession with meteor freaks.

Sleepy Hollow was the movie that first made me think: is Burton just a great production designer and actually a really shitty director? There’s been far more evidence since then for this hypothesis than against.

Thank god I don’t live in California! proclaims man who would race out of a funeral and be on the first flight to LA if absolutely *anyone* would return his phone calls. 

He was the only person who ever really nailed different voices for Batman and Bruce Wayne without (ironically) making the distinction cartoonish. For almost two decades we’ve had movie after movie where actors adopt over-the-top grunts and growls for “Batman,” whereas Conroy achieved it with the slightest changes: A…

Perhaps his crowning moment is the Justice League episode with the alternate evil League members. Conroy recorded the entire scene where Batman confronts his evil version in a single take, switching back and forth between the subtly different voices flawlessly.

Ending is definitely up to interpretation, though I wouldn’t have been mad had the final scene been the 4 of them driving off into the sunset eating Popeye’s. But my take on it was Darius was in the real world. The episode actually gives you a lot of backstory about Darius that we haven’t gotten before. The girl…

Someday all roles will be played by either Andy Serkis or Scarlett Johansson. And Andy better hope they don’t fit Scarlett for a mocap suit.

I disagree, I rewound that scene 4 times.

Tatiana’s mugging to the camera with the cracks about X-Men and smashing Matt Murdock were fun, it was nice to see her get to let loose more. Still hoping she gets a better part to really show off her comedic chops.

K.E.V.I.N. Can Feige Himself

Here’s the deal. I can crave pizza one day and tacos the next. I can watch 10 hours of football one weekend and then not be up for it the next. I can read non-fiction heavy stuff and then pick up the latest Reacher or Bosch the next.

Some days, I need Winter Soldier. Some days, I need She-Hulk. It’s all OK. We’re all…