Settlers of Catan, the board game that all of your buddies who are bearded craft-beer enthusiasts are addicted to

I don't know man. If you look closely, he bumps into the cone, causing it to move. That should be like an automatic DQ or something. I don't know though. I'm not an expert in basketball court trike racing.

Is that a coffin or a styrofoam cooler? Because it looks like a styrofoam cooler.

The Skins requested, and were denied, permission to interview Schwartz before Rex Ryan was hired by the Bills.

It would have been a lot funnier to see Jimbo Fisher read that Magary article called "Jimbo Fisher is a Whimpering Penis".

Except he sounds like Sylvester the cat, not Daffy Duck

Theres no way The Dead can still sell out Soldier Field. They couldn't sell out smaller venues on their last tour. And Trey isn't that big of a draw.

Why have I been buying shitty salad dressings full of weird preservatives this whole time, when making salad dressing is up there with whistling and skipping on the list of easiest things a human can do?

The customer in story 2 is obviously a douche, but a lot of restaurants try and pass off thick-bottomed 14-oz glasses as pints. Its a shady business tactic, and unfortunately happens all too often.

The paperback is still available.

My Redskins have the 5th pick. If they don't take him, and Sweet Baby Jesus I'm praying that they don't, the Jets have the 6th pick. I'd feel a lot more comfortable if the Skins had the 7th.

Is Bad Uniforms a tag on Deadspin? Because it should be a tag. The majority of posts would be about every "special" Virginia Tech uniform, but it would still be a good tag.

THIS IS MY JAM!

I'm guessing its because body building forums are a hilarious goldmine.

No horse name will ever beat Hoof Hearted.

I apologize for ever questioning the buttfumble's level of embarrassment.

last nights fumble vs the buttfumble

I hope Suh steps on Romo. Preferably in the rib region.

Sounds like an automatic response. No one read that email until it was posted online.

That meat belonged to him so long as a bigger, stronger bear did not come and take it from him. These are the simple laws that all bears understand