I'm guessing that Dave worked at a Fazoli's.

Is it that hard to assemble yourself? Just do it and don't sound like a douchebag.

One of my friends tried that. They did not assemble it for him. You need to go to a really cool McDonalds for that to work, so basically, it will never work.

Have you ever had a McGangbang?

I can find it pretty easily in the right stores in NC. Its nice being further away from the hype, yet still in the distribution range. $15 6-ers though

This sounds pretty likely if you've heard Seth Rogen's story of meeting Beiber.

My thoughts and prayers are with you my friend. Good luck.

Of course Oregon is vegan mushroom gravy.

No beach bar?

I'm making crawfish stuffing this year. I'm pretty pumped about it.

Doesn't question 1 really depend on if the bird was packaged in a brining solution, which is the case with most turkeys you see at the supermarket, unless you go to some fancy place or shoot the thing yourself? I've heard that over brining screws up the texture and makes the meat mushy.

Got any pointers on making gravy from scratch?

I'd like to see where TJ's Simpler Time's Lager fits in your cheap beer rankings. 6.2% for like 3 or 4 bucks for a six pack. Doesn't taste very good but gets the job done.

As someone from Virginia, I generally love snow, because we get a "good" snow usually once a year. I can't even imagine this.

Are they really worse than Three Beat Slide?

Fuck the MLS. Do whatever it takes to the best USMNT we can.

Are they going to sue Duke's for not putting sugar in their Mayo?

But it doesn't. The only similarity is that it was played on a single electric guitar with a distortion pedal. Hendrix's version was way longer, way more dissonant, and had a lot more "guitar wankery."