Life is beautiful, boys and girls :) I ran away and eloped a month ago this past Tuesday. I have been communicating with various consulates about visas, and I'm satisfied with the answers. I probably have a job at the same company my husband works at. My husband wants to hyphenate also so that we'll have the same name…

Jesus, that's beautiful. You shut your mouth about it not being romantic, sir.

Obvs Mark responded to you already, but when i asked about it last week, Burt told me it should be back tomorrow. I too was misssssing it so much :/ I'm rarely available Saturday nights any more.

I've gotten better about it by doing two things. First, I put a bandaid over the place entirely so that I CAN'T have access. This especially works for cuticle picking, although I've done it to my hairline also because those are the one that I really tend to unrelentingly pick at. If I really had a terrible time with…

In addition to weird nipple hairs and the occasional ingrown pubic hair (suuuuuucks), I totally pick my face and any little scabs on my arms or anything. Gross. I'm like, almost 30. My husband is helping me by noting when I'm doing it. "Dforce, are you stressed? Stop picking." It is actually helping.

We decided to elope in a fairly short period of time. Hubby had mentioned at some point that he wanted to do everything "right." When we decided to elope, it was a gradual decision that kind of snow-balled, and we were on different continents, so there was no proposal proper. We planned to go buy our bands together…

Aw, poor guys :( I really don't like this idea that dicks are not attractive, and "man-ass" is equally unattractive. Humans are beautiful! My ex had a lot of shame about his body (fluctuating weight) and he was always saying things like that. It totally bums me out when I hear that kind of pervasive male…

HA! That's genius :D

I got rear-ended two weeks after we had eloped. I called my parents and said, "Since I was confronted with my own mortality about an hour ago, I guess you guys should know something." And then they laughed hysterically and yelled, "YOU *DID* GET MARRIED! SNEAKY!" and it was all great fun. I told them sorry that they…

RIGHT?! MEL C MADE EYE CONTACT WITH ME AND I CRIED. It was one of the most glorious moments of my life.

First, all the people hating on you can shove it. I, too, was super broke and drove really far to see that show after only one of three of us got drawn in the lottery. However...I would totally go see them again. I don't even care about the exclusivity of it. Spice Girls for ALL!!!!

You forgot meat. Lots of meat.

Dude, TOTALLY. I have crazy long hang-out sessions via phone with my parents given the chance. It doesn't really matter if we have anything interesting to say. I would say that I generally talk to one of my parents daily (depending on our various availabilities; dad is on disability and mom is still at work, so often…

Thanks, Burt! Glad to hear that :)

I know this is not the most appropriate venue...buuuutt....are we still doing Sunday Night OpenThreads? Is that a thing with new Kinja? I was gone for a few weeks and when I came back....no Sunday Open Threads :(

Viva Fancy Fridays!!!! I used to dress up for work on Fridays because I worked a full day instead of working for a few hours several times a day and running to classes. It's kind of held up through the years.

Holy crap, when I lived in Hungary I fell in luuuuuuurve with CNN International. That was the only English news we had—hell, it was the only English CHANNEL we had—and I watched the shit out of it. I'm extra excited to have access to the others, especially Al-Jazeera. My friends who have spent time in Egypt post a…

Well, all the apartments in that house include TVs, so we're stuck with it. A tech-free time is a good idea, though! My husband hardly ever turns it on anyways, but I very much enjoy the wide array of music television available in Europe, as well as news networks. He's in Germany, and there are about 5 different…

Yep! No TV in the bedroom. That's been my policy for my entire life. It started at my parents' house, but when I went to college I decided that I didn't really want a TV in my room (even though friends tried to pawn off old TVs for free on several occasions). The trend continues to this day, except for when my ex and…

Yeah, that was exactly my problem. We were in different places for grad schooll so I never opened up about all of my mental health issues because I didn't want to reuin the time we DID get to talk, and also we would sometimes get in this awful cycle where I would be down so it would make him feel bad; then he would…