Yes! I've been very icked out by matchy-matchy outfits lately. I have a tan skirt and a corduroy tan blazer that I wore together and was bothered by it ALL DAY. Biggest fashion mistake of the school year :(

This is where you learn to sew a hem. I am of average height but a bit weirdly proportioned (including super curvy legs), so I INSIST that dresses hit me right at the knee or up to two inches above. No lower, not ever. Hemming is the best thing ever, and it's a luckier problem to have than some, since we can always…

Agh, it's the length. I fucking hate hate HATE tea-length gowns. They're the most awkward looking things ever. She needs to take a layer out of it and chop it at the knees because it is NOT working :/

Ok, TMI alert! We're about to get graphic.

Nope, really, I guess I just found his sweet spot! I have a secret fear that I accidentally lured him into eloping and now I'm never going to be able to top that session :/ I think it was just one of those times when all the stars align and magical oral sex occurs.

Right? I feel like a weirdo/dick when I do that, so I'm really glad that it happens to other people too! And that I have external confirmation that those are Officially Awesome Orgasms.

I might have done this to my guy this summer. I was actually worried for his health because he reported a buzzing in his ears and that he literally saw stars. He was just completely out of it for a few minutes and had a really hard time explaining what happened.

Oh my gosh, right? I really wanted to get married AT the rock, but some of the hotels are really cute and this seems to be a really affordable time of year (I noticed a significant discount when I priced rooms). MY Mr. wants to plan this as a surprise, so I'm not sure exactly what our plan is :P We did discuss…

Rhetorical or actual question? ;) Since we are international and he is from one of the few EU countries which the US requires a visa (and regularly denies), it wasn't feasible for him to come here. Lots of EU nations require residency...so off we go to Gibraltar, where they don't even give any shits! Woooooo!

Cyprus hasn't even come up, actually, but Denmark did. In the end, I think we went with Gibraltar because the paperwork is mildly less complicated and everything is conducted in English. There is also some sentimentality attached to the Mediterranean for us. I am in the upper Midwest (so fucking cold >:( ) and he's in…

Dude, do it! I think I'm going to do it in about a month.

Thanks! I will keep it in mind :)

I do hope that you're referring to the dress as a horror show and not the movie itself...because then we'd have a problem, friend.

If you can obtain EU citizenship through your dad, that would be SO beneficial because you could pursue any kind of work without having to prove that you'll have enough of your own money beforehand, and you can choose any EU country you like!

Are you a US citizen? If so, it can be kind of tricky to get a work visa. You need to get a TEFL certificate and find a placement company. The E Europe countries are still easier to get into than the Western countries. I went through a company called Central European Teaching Program which places people only in…

I'm really happy for you guys :) Good luck, and there are worse places than the Midwest! You do know that Ohio is basically a giant state of Las Vegas? My friend (Canadian/US) and her hubby (EU) eloped there because he was only here for a week and other states in this area require application periods and such. FYI :)

Okay, first, your dad sounds ridic, as many dads (including my own) do. Seriously, whaaa? I'm glad that the rest of your families (and especially your kids! How cute!) are happy with it :) Congratulations!

Thanks! It's basically the best thing ever :) It's been two weeks since we bought my tickets, and I can't believe it's gone so fast already. I will be stepping off that plane in no time at all, and I can hardly wait!

Ha, thorny and whirlwindy it is :P

Did you know that the ampersand character is a highly stylized form of the the Latin word "et," which means "and?" I was crazy stoked when I learned that.