The problem is that he and I were so closely involved for so long that our lives are fairly intertwined. I guess I don't really owe explanations to people, you're right. And yeah, we had been together so long that we were REALLY starting to get shit from everyone (family, friends, randos on the fucking street,…

Especially because it was incredibly amicable and I just didn't feel like trying any more, so I can't be like, "UGH, he was such a bastard," or "It was all so miserable; we're both better off," or "We really tried to work things out." It's just, like, we moved back in together after being long-distance, and I couldn't…

I have been, but for the opposite reason. I broke my engagement with my guy of 9 years, and I'm being a complete coward because I don't want to have to explain it to every friend who's happily married and about to have babies. Shit is awkward.

Guys...Mr. Dforce and I are no longer a thing. It's long and it's complicated, and it's probably mostly my fault (I say this from a logical, not-blaming-myself-for-no-reason place). We dated from the beginning of college, got engaged about 6 months ago. Lots of this was long distance. Like, a total of 5 of 9 years (2…

Almost every entry in the original article focuses on guys wanting to touch ladies' hair. Assume that these preferences are true (although we all know they're shit), and the long, straight preference does make sense because hair like this can be easily fixed after being mussed. My gentleman friend has never dated…

Side note: my gentleman friend loves seeing me unpin my hair after my teaching day is finished. I may or may not add some sexy in there, depending on how much I want to harass him (this happens over skype, as he is in Europe and I am in the States).

My good friend's Jewish mother got concerned because he hadn't brought home a lady in quite a while. She sat him down and told him, "I don't care if you love a man or a woman, as long as I get Jewish grandbabies." (He's straight.)

People have been driving SO AGGRESSIVELY! I live in SE Michigan, and I swear that since Thanksgiving people have been way worse than usual. Like, getting tailed by people and yelled at in parking lots bad. What in the fuck is going on this year?

Last year when I came home (AZ) from the midwest, I just really wanted to have Christmas ON Christmas with my family (mom/dad/sis/grandparents) because it was their turn and I had gone to BF's house for Thanksgiving. Our families live 8 hours away from each other, so there has to be two separate trips. For whatever,…

Dude, fuck you. I'm infinitely more handy than my guy, so NOT ONLY do I end up doing a great deal of "guy chores," but I ALSO end up yelling at him to help clean the house because he has a really disturbing filth tolerance threshold.

I don't even care! You will have to pry my bottle of Poison out of my cold, dead hands because I'm NEVER abandoning that shit. I typically wear fairly light floral scents, but when I was in college a roommate gave me a bottle of Poison that just didn't suit her (this girl was a perfume addict). I reserve it for nights…

I recommend one of these, accompanied by one of these. I got a mini-washer when I moved to a building where the stupid 2 bedroom apartments upstairs have their own washers and my little one bedroom has nilch. Lame. However, I bought it while I still lived at the old apartment with shared laundry. Landlord paid for…

Wait, do guys leave their pants buttoned at a urinal? It never occurred to me, as a lady who obviously has to unbutton her pants anyways. I put a key-ring on my favorite pair of jeans ages ago, and it's genius. Can't even see it unless they're unbuttoned, but I suppose it would be problematic if guys don't unbutton…

I would argue that if you are accompanying a friend, and the friend offered you a traditional outfit, it would totally be okay to wear that traditional outfit because whatever is offered is going to be within the appropriate guidelines for what is okay for an outsider to use.

Yeah, sleeping totally naked is not something that I can do. Maybe some ladies just don't have much discharge and don't have to worry about it? I dunno, but going anywhere with no panties has never really seemed like a realistic thing for me, personally, to do. Messy :/

I also very much enjoyed the part where someone clearly yelled to an intern, "Get him a mic, for fuck's sake!!!"

"Pretty tits" makes me think of like, really cute, perky, smallish boobs.

Duuuuuuuuuuude, me too!!!!

Yeah...I mean, I know everyone gets a little bit of discharge, but I've always had pretty heavy, thick discharge which is even more a thing with my IUD (FYI, it's just the way my body is; nothing weird going on, I promise). I first noticed my panties not getting clean when I moved to Europe and we had a side-spinning…

VOM.