My buddy* John Spano could teach these guys a thing or two.

Well, I heard that motherfucker had like thirty goddamn dicks.

As usual, art is art. It has no more or less intrinsic value than what people ascribe to it. Personally, I find it cool when artists try to work in new media.

Shit I’m glad no one broadcast and recorded my stream-of-consciousness thoughts on the day after 9/11.

Without getting too hyperbolic, I can honestly say without exaggeration that this was one of the NHL playoff series ever played.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

So what you are telling us is that Vladimir Putin put on a show in front of a bunch of morons that led directly to what was obviously going to happen and people ate it up like the soylent green the deserve?

So, I get that it’s not unusual for visiting heads of state to ride in the carriage, but is it unusual for them to insist on it? Also, you know, if Donald decides that it’s worth the risk, who am I to tell him otherwise?

I don’t want to know anybody who finds birdsong unpleasant.

Dumbass. You DO know that most people in Pyongang are innocent civilians who have essentially been brainwashed by a cult of personality, right?

They aren’t perpetrators, they’re victims who have been brainwashed, controlled, and starved by a madman. We aren’t supposed to be going around blowing them up, we’re…

I think Earth day is the March for Science

I would have to say that dip is maybe the most disgusting of all tobacco habits. Playing football in college was the first time I really saw it. Sitting in rooms next to guys with their spit cup was the most revolting habit i can imagine.

I guess I don’t understand the witch hunt, which kind of takes Zeke’s agency away. Zeke says he’s happy with it. Can’t we be happy for him?

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This is a good time to be in the “money bag emblazoned with a giant ‘$’ sign” industry.

Let’s not get too excited until we find out tomorrow if a fan calls in a penalty

Great troll job by the Chicago Tribune here:

Is this a cross post from Jezebel? Who gives a damn?