LOL at your math.

I’ve already apologized to the girl. The fact that Moyes does not seem to realize that Sparks has a name and is an adult women might tell you what the real problem is. 

Not really clear on what they expected him to say? I mean, he says, “Hey, folks still working at US Weekly, this is going to be really good for you and the people who have acquired you are good people to work for,” and he says, “Hey, folks who are still working with us, don’t worry, this is part of a bigger plan…

“The NFL needs to do something about player safety”

At this point, Pink draws bigger crowds to his rallies. Cheetolini would watch this and fondly remember September and October 2016.

For the younger readers, Vera Lynn is the singer you googled after you heard her name in Pink Floyd’s The Wall.

These motherfuckers are all a bunch of traitors.

“Hahahahahaha” - Wells Fargo

Hey, Meals on Wheels isn’t political, either. But, you know, it’s 2017, and evidently feeding the elderly poor just isn’t a good investment anymore and anybody who says differently or advocates basic human decency is just being ‘political’ anymore.

I have said this before. Short of her stabbing a bunny in the face, I am never going to hate on Kaley Cuoco. She puts her money where her mouth is encouraging pet adoptions over purchasing. Goes to events, runs a charity, has a motley crew of rescues that live with her. This is year round not just once in a while.

Pogba could do a decent Kanté impression while Kanté would be awful at doing Pogba,

Holy Jesus Yes +1

And less e-sports nonsense

I think this is great, because it will ensure that there are less kids in the theatres without jungle gyms.

I want to believe that too, man, but... Spurs gunna Spurs.

“These people have awful names.”

I think good op-ed writers can serve an important purpose. I also don’t think Nolan lumps in columnists with reporters at any point.