At least they'll have a great story to share next summer when they are selling Lady Kenmore's at Sears.

if the Nats could ever keep Harper and Ramos healthy the team would be a juggernaut...however Ramos is destined to be a DL magnet, and until Harper reigns in the aggression in the Field he will be too

Because you're not just saying "I misunderstood your intent, my bad" and leaving it at that. You're very obviously grasping at every possible straw to avoid being wrong on the internet.

So basically, you fucked up and are trying to cover it up by turning it into Madden-esque overkill analysis of something incredibly simple and straight-forward

That wasn't a reference to satire, that was a reference to the fact that you acted like a complete dick over something as simple as another person liking a fast food place. If you're really being that much of a judgey douche for absolutely no reason other than your own need to feel superior, I have no idea what to…

Dude, what the hell got up your nose today? Take a second to look back at these comments you're leaving.

The defendants' lawyer is pissed that the child porn law is being applied in a way he claims is outside of the intention of the law and vows to fight the charges tooth and nail.

Maybe if the National Congress of American Indians tells you?

well i'm white and if i'm not offended when someone else's race is called names, then they have no right to be either! when i'm making fun of how silly these natives look, they wanna get all upset and cry but what about ME?? what about MY rights?? don't i have the right to tell you when you are allowed to be…

I think you missed the point.

"Is it possible for a bandwagon to go airborne if enough people jump off at once? Time to find out, we're going to Miami."

Daddy, why did the walking glory hole try to kill Bartolo Colon?

The entire city of Cleveland sounds like an abused girlfriend.

Because the implication — "I don't want this ball, I only want balls hit or thrown by the laundry that presently represents my city but will likely leave for more money in the future" — is idiotic. It's just a souvenir, a near-valueless object. The only thing less valuable is the strange moral superiority felt by the…

"Washington Eastern Motors." Can't wait for the fight song.

In my opinion it would be dumb to use any name that isn't associated with government or patriotism. Caps and Nats are great names for Washington teams, Wizards isn't.

Um, no?

*Your. Otherwise, I'll allow it

But we've been calling them n*$%#s for years! Everyone is fine with it!

certainly someone in baseball is gonna feel the need to throw at Werth's head over this