I dunno. It's pretty accurate to me. I can't find Dwayne Wade anywhere, just like during the Finals.

Chris Anderson has had a lot worse things to try to explain.

I hope Lil B is like Tupac, in that he quits making music before he turns 26.

Washington Orangeskins?

Rest in peace in peace?

I read your comment in Morgan Freeman's voice.

stop, please just stop. pretending to be illitirate and/or gangster is one of the main causes of shit-headedness in America today. you need to go see a professional immediately, and have him/her smack some fucking sense into you.

Ugh, he makes me want to apologize to Ryan Lochte.

Oh, fuck off, snowflake.

You should hang out with all the painters who don't get Andy Warhol. You guys would get along great.

i can't go home dipshit, it's the fucking internet

As a Cardinals fan, whoosh?

To be fair, from 1998 through 2000, even the Phillies didn't show up for their games.

Frankly, I don't trust any list that doesn't rank Cardinals fans as the most sensitive.

That's what Jordan would have done.

"this is not true at all"

The Browns and Bills might be disqualified by the hatred they inspired in their own fan bases.

I think you're reaching.

Totally understandable. "Worst place in America" is about the only thing Mississippi's got going for itself. You can't just give that away to Louisiana.

What if you're not an athlete? What if you're just a thirsty dude. Can you still have some Gatorade, or does that lightning bolt mean no?