Why did I go to that page at ALL?

Maybe AL pitchers should get the sand out of their vaginas and learn to try to hit? They are still baseball players after all...

I spent a few years working as a prison guard just outside of Philadelphia. Although, there could be regional differences, but to me, it's pretty obvious. Based on his tattoos, I can easily tell that Aaron Hernandez will never get a job at a bank.

It's Boston, Tom. There's no need to point out that something is white.

The good Southern boy is just living up to the name of his illustrious Great Great Great Grandfather.

What's a Yeezy?

Are you actually defending this guy? Bold move.

"Haaarummpff... filthy peasants and their portrait mode videos. I dare say that such a thing would never have been provided by someone who had attended fair Harvard. One can only assume the videographer was educated at Yale."

Is anyone really surprised that students at SE Missouri are confused about using indoor plumbing?

Stop picking on Jack, guys, it's not what it looks like. He had actually hurt his right hand earlier in the day in a terrible bandwagon-jumping accident.

So, I count 4 sentences. Let me guess: you only read 3?

This is absolutely disgusting. I've gone a long time pretending this shit didn't exist, and that was perfectly fine until it started getting thrown in my fucking face. This has gone too far. Now I'm going to have to explain to my children that OWN is an actual TV network.

Rochester won the game on an inside the trailer park home run.

I bet that dog doesn't even lift

I hope the new stadium has safe landing spots below the concourse.

These drawings are not realistic enough. I mean, I saw one or two non-white people.

"I often wonder: If the wife of one of the owners had done this, and if the roles were reversed, would they take the team away from the man? Is it something sexist? Is it the man's club?"

Dug deep enough, tried with all your might and found something to be outraged about. Gotta love the internet in 2014.

I don't know if I'd call Ryan Braun a stray—he's signed through 2020 so they had pretty much had to take him back in.

"Two hugs seemed excessive to me. Play the game the right way."