Racist baby.

I think its safe to say that ESPN has turned into the world's largest regional broadcaster.

The city won't miss you.

It's pretty cool that R2-D2 also works security for the Wizards.

14 goes into 42 three times.

Boy were those kids disappointed when they spent $400 to go to the VIP area for bottle service and it turned out to be study hall and a Mountain Dew

I don't know, the "I didn't know that was the rule because I didn't bother to read the rules of the thing I wanted to do" excuse doesn't fly with me.

North of Florida, west of Georgia.

I am the owner of both of those pages and I am not the Lauren that you're looking for. I am not a runner. I do however appreciate the exposure to my personal information, because I have recieved phone calls and emails telling me that they hope I never run again, as well as slander towards my business. Thanks Internet,…

"People cheated. Lots of people do it. But no one got hurt, so it's OK."

when the fuck did social media become the vehicle for "pride"? Pride is a feeling, not an action (posting shit to facebook is an action).

Filed to: "Writers" Whose "Intelligence" Limits Them to Resorting to Name-Calling

So the real story here is Boston Marathon security failed miserably.

You are apparently unawares of Pine Tar Madness.

Did you make over $263,000 last year? If not, please go die in a bus fire.

Yah, wtf. "please lord, bless their divorce with dignity and mutual respect."

Just think of all the poor Redditors who are going to have to redo their MY QB IS NICE UR QB ISNT flow charts.

Even Kitty Genovese is like, "Maybe you guys should take a walk."

Not only does Austin endorse gay weddings, he also said he wouldn't be opposed to officiating one. Or at least being The Ringmaster.

Why the hell are you bothering to respond to this illiterate troll?