Is anyone really surprised that students at SE Missouri are confused about using indoor plumbing?

Stop picking on Jack, guys, it's not what it looks like. He had actually hurt his right hand earlier in the day in a terrible bandwagon-jumping accident.

So, I count 4 sentences. Let me guess: you only read 3?

This is absolutely disgusting. I've gone a long time pretending this shit didn't exist, and that was perfectly fine until it started getting thrown in my fucking face. This has gone too far. Now I'm going to have to explain to my children that OWN is an actual TV network.

Rochester won the game on an inside the trailer park home run.

I bet that dog doesn't even lift

I hope the new stadium has safe landing spots below the concourse.

These drawings are not realistic enough. I mean, I saw one or two non-white people.

"I often wonder: If the wife of one of the owners had done this, and if the roles were reversed, would they take the team away from the man? Is it something sexist? Is it the man's club?"

Dug deep enough, tried with all your might and found something to be outraged about. Gotta love the internet in 2014.

Anti-vaccination groups argue that vaccinations can lead to mental retardation, which in turn, can lead to great difficulty in spelling the name "Jackson".

Give the copy editor a break. It's his first day on the job and everything is neuter him.

Man we Philadelphia fans travel real well. Always causing trouble. Worst city ever.

You should be apologizing more for the cinematography. Find the action with your head then keep the camera on it.

Sore lose indeed. Do you also have a concussion? Wait, are you the girl in pink?!?! How's the hand and ear doing honey?

"You better quit hitting me in the face!" "That's the point, it's a fight!" would be an EXACT line from a trailer for a new Judd Apatow movie, right before the background music cuts out and switches to something more tender.

Is this where strippers come from?

I don't know if I'd call Ryan Braun a stray—he's signed through 2020 so they had pretty much had to take him back in.

"Two hugs seemed excessive to me. Play the game the right way."