left Boob and right Boob?

It can't be good press for them. Didn't they just have a fighter that was a fugitive for almost killing his ex-girlfriend?

I've noticed that the people that claim they regularly get poor service, generally tend to be giant fucking assholes. I'm sure it's not a coincidence.

I wonder if he'll be added to Mortal Kombat or Tekken.

- videos of Macho Man Randy Savage and/or Ultimate Warrior saying ridiculous shit on 1980s WWF shows.

It feels like a "dogs playing" video type of morning.
Dog pool party

Try to watch Eli Manning and not slam your head into things.

....because his victim is alive.

That sure is craaaazy.

It's the exact same thing the Atlanta Braves did. "Hey we need more rich white dudes....do you think the black people are scaring them? Lets move the fuck out of Atlanta, and into the suburbs".

Where this guy fucked up is that you just don't put it in writing. There are very few ways an old, rich white guy can discuss…

The Ravens' biggest hero is the murderer, and they danced around that for a decade. There is no logic or human decency when it comes to Ravens fans.

Holy shit. Please tell me this was fake.

The actual quote was "Hey. Take this bag of bloody clothes, or else I will stab you."

The amazing thing is the bi-polar bounce between "we're going all the way" and "they fucking suck, We're going to lose every game".

One of my friends gave the perfect example of the Redskin fan experience. He said before the the game that they were "a legit superbowl contender" because "they got the missing piece"…

Mostly accurate, but I assume by the Seahawks placement this low indicates that the chart is from 2010, or that you have never met a Seahawks fan.

Trigger warning

It's risky to be involved with shitty, mismanaged, teams; they need a sacrificial lamb every year as a shallow gesture, that they're committed to not sucking.

It's a shame. If he had waited one year, he would have probably been the frontrunner for the Nationals manager position and in a pennant race now.

That moment where the aggressive domestic abuse policy that you are a fan of involves a player on your favorite team.

Man that was a lot of poop.
I was hoping for something entertainingly creative, though pointless, but this was just a lot of poop.
Also, "freezes his piss into the shape of of dick". How does that work? Do you need an ice tray molded in the shape of a dong? Actually, nevermind; i'm better off not knowing.