Hi. Nate. Do you work with Michael?

I'm going to hit you in the dick.

Fuck Hasheem Thabeet. He made 1.2 Million last year, if you're uncomfortable pay for extra leg room.

Even the President is there

this is what happens when you play football in the Matrix.

Yep, a bunch of dudes showering together and Michael Sam is the gay one.
And you don't need those giant glasses to look smart, Lisa Turtle.

The metaphor doesn't work because in this case the Mafia is Dana White.

I didn't catch anything in the story that said the nephew lived there. The cousin did. And it's an apartment, so it's possible that none of the family had lived there long (people don't tend to stay in apartments for years).
Also, 70% of black kids can't swim, so I think it's less of a leap than being surprised.

I think she was the only person wearing a Nationals hat that didn't cross home plate yesterday.

Your name is apt.

*Sigh*
http://deadspin.com/its-almost-as-…

I am impressed with what the Braves have been able to do this year, considering: all of your Starting pitchers threw their elbows out, and almost half of your team salary is going to Dan Uggla, BJ Upton, and Ervin Santana.

He just was given no benefit of the doubt after an injury. He was performing to the same pace as Zimmerman did after his hand injury, but it was Harper so everyone got worked up about it.

I'm not sure if it's a Baltimore public school reading comprehension issue, or just the general Orioles jealousy, but.....

"In the history of MLB there haven't been many better or more exciting stretches than the Nats' last week-plus: nine straight wins, six of them by a single run, and four of the last five, including…

This is considered anorexic in Missouri.

The biggest surprise is that he is even doing this.
Considering that Rose might be made of glass, I don't know what he has to gain by risking injury to play some schlubs from Slovania in a not-NBA, not-Olympics exhibition tournament.

And....that was the point where my head exploded.

Based on the halftime shows lately, I think the NFL would make more revenue by having fans pay to not have a concert at halftime.

Is it the future? It looks like the same thing the Washington Nationals have had for years. I assumed that it was becoming commonplace.
http://districtsportspage.com/nats-order-foo…

Nice. I was actually enquiring about Chicken Fries on this site sometime in the last month. Answered prayers.