What the fuck?

Un-bunch those panties, friend. It's just a joke, eh?
Here, no hard feelings...

Just a joke about how American sports leagues keep trying to spread in to Canada and their high (50%) rate of failure.
Seriously though, I think the Toronto Bills would do fine. NBA/MLB has shown that 2 teams in Canada doesn't work but 1 will ... as long as that team is in Toronto.

"Good luck with that."
-Grizzlies, Expos

I'm pretty sure Oklahoma still has "driving while black" on the books.

It's generally reckless to throw out allegations or doubts on such sensitive situations before you have all the information.

Also, I read somewhere that Doug Gottlieb was definitely a child molester. He definitely rapes pre-schoolers.

-former marching band member

Recommended addition: Protective Helmet.

One witness who viewed the security tape of the incident told us the punch was an "uppercut,"while another said he hit Palmer "like he punched a guy."

But, fuck facts, amiright? Go Ravens!

There is surveillance video, reportedly in the police's possession, that shows the blow that knocked Palmer out.

But, fuck facts, amiright? Go Ravens!

Someone just realized that "Amazon Ashley" has a dick.

Hmm....sudden outburst of power from a teammate of Ryan Braun. I'm sure nothing suspicious is going on.

You know how well Tuesday night games sell in every city.

Yeah, the whole "Just a kid from Akron" is pretty ridiculous.
I know it's a PR ploy to make him seem relatable and an underdog, but every time I see that all I can picture is that phone commercial of richest athlete in America Lebron by the pool of his Florida mansion and it feels silly.

Take that Putin! Your plan to breed a legion of Russian super-athletes failed.

I thought this sounded like a nice story, but there is something about the note/card.
For some reason, I find it really obnoxious.

I preferred the American version.

What football is he watching in July? XFL?

It's comedy gold if you're 14 years old.