By your positive attitude about his unfunny jokes, I'm guessing you don't have a very good sense of humor.

We'll revisit this after another 11 Gold Gloves, in the meantime i'm sure you've a fascinating theory on why Derek Rose is better than Jordan.

Hi, I'd like to have a quick word with you.

The problem is that nobody actually understands socialism because socialism and communism is used as shorthand for "anything I politically disagree with". It's McCarthyist boogie man tactics that stop any productive conversations.

go home, stoner. You're too high for the internet.

Watch more games, less Gatorade commercials.
This guy may be the best defensive player in baseball.

"no-man's land in shallow left field"
When Morse is playing, the entire field is no-man's land. You'd be better off defensively to put a pitching backstop out there.

I assume he regurgitated the two most famous modern presidents.
Fun Fact: you can't successfully take the stance of intellectual superiority when it precedes "fucktard"

So the wise part of your name is ironic?

Exactly. I always think of that Seinfeld, where Elaine explains that male parts are more function and less "for show", and I just assume that people only want to see my penis in sexual situations....and not say, over brunch.

1. Johnny Manziel

I assume since 80% of their fans joined the bandwagon in the last year, there is a high demand for jerseys.

It looks like harmless fun, but we won't know for sure until we get Brian McCann's approval.

I think that certain guy is always the "exception to the rule" on anything.

I want the MTV Rock N' Jock 25-point basket. Games would be much more fun to watch.

Look it up, kids.

Quickly, someone get this man off the cross!

I'm pretty sure the floor will be about 6 feet higher than both of them before they reach the age of 30.

I'm just happy to see the Rangers play a game that they can win.