I want to know what math makes a 13 place drop in 5 years isn't bad.
1-to-13, or 10-to-23, that is still a major drop off related to team performance... or you know, the point of the story.

Milo for president of the internet!

Nothing less than traumatic. That was my favorite game as a kid, and it always ended in anguish. I guess i did better than some, I remember making it as far as Level 8 or 9.
But it has always haunted me.

"I kept tapping at the buttons and swiping my hand across the air like the glove was running some hyper-advanced sex program. "

I don't think there is anyone on earth who should logically be less-likely to have sex or a girlfriend, than this guy. A deal with the devil is the only explanation for him not dying a virgin.

It's a lot of young players there. I'm sure if they were brought during the recent years of behaving like assholes, it's the way they think baseball is played.
McCann may have been the main instigator, but the shitty culture is because of Fredi Gonzalez. If any other coach (other than maybe Joe Maddon) had a team…

Exactly. It's definitely a culture problem there. It's a shame too, because I remember The Bobby Cox-era Braves being a decent bunch of guys. But this current group of pissy, self-important, babies consistently behaves like the villains in a baseball movie.

Definitely. He should have checked him for a concussion and then carried him off the field.
Get the fuck out of here, what is he supposed to do? Get in the way and hover over him faking concern so "America's bitchiest team" doesn't get their panties in bunch. Players get hurt every game, you let them take care of it…

"There's been a series of library assaults in Oakland, California"

This article says the man came to the library threatening that he had a weapon, and his punishment was that his library privileges were revoked....for 4 months. Seriously?!

I originally read the library as Twerksbury, and thought "that makes sense".

Finally, this gets addressed.

We need to work on immediately getting "Shake Shack" and "Joe's Crab Shack" closed because it's tone deaf to impoverished housing.
And "Pizza Hut" in it's tone-def treatment to indiginous people.
We should probably close "White Castle, Burger King, and Dairy Queen for cultural…

Meh. The bar looks pretty much like the photos Google has been highlighting.
https://www.google.com/maps/views/str…

Brilliant. Worse case scenario: they are injured and don't have to play for the Padres for a while.

Actually, I do remember it now. It was back page news for 5 mins but no one gave shit.
So I retract my argument; Nobody cares about or pays attention to the Lions enough to hate them. Point: Drew.

I dunno. He was signaling, but it looked like his head was turned and watching the right fielder. But who would ever expect a foul ball to go into the first row of stands along the foul line?

My new goal is to be able to carry around suitcases of 20-40 thousand dollars, for no real reason...just because.

I would guess that the Lions would be one of the most hated team.
Their coach and most famous player (Suh), are giant assholes, and opposing teams claim that they are a dirty team.

Personally, I would guess it would be Bills, or Titans, or a similar team that has been irrelevant so long that no body can hold any…

Is she interested in being featured on this season's Hard Knocks?